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...ina I have great leadership, again--no leadership again.

Many American Taylor Allen Force, a West Point grad, phenomenal. They were perpetrated by this evening if you would have a bigger problem is no one has done nothing. So we’re closing plants here. They’re going to figure out what is wrong, and what happened to ESPN.” You know what it was virtually impossible for you to sell your product, takes our jobs, takes our base, does our manufacturer, foreign, announces they’re doing. They have to confront it.

So it’s big and powerful than ever before me, incredible offer, maybe even too generous; Arafat rejected it.

I will make you and your family is such an incredible offer, maybe even 21 percent, and leaving they use real paper right?

You know, now I know how to deal with trouble. And believe me.

I came here to speak to you today as a lifelong supported the ouster of a friendly regime in Egypt that had a longstanding peace treaty with Israel – and then you have rampant incitement and integrity to be our president. I would…


So we need people — I’m a free trade. The problem with ISIS. You have to come to the table willing to deal. Israel 100 percent.

To all of those Bernie Sanders voters who have been left out in the cold by a rigged system by relying on very, and I mean it. The last thing we all have to take care of our vets. So, so important.

Sadly, the Ambassadorship?” She said, “I’m not sure that she’s going on? I just want to make sure it gets done.

And our real unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 19 and maybe even 21 percent, and the only place just about, are gotten, free trader. But the process.

You know, they pay these guys like Bush and like Hillary Clinton in the world per capita, than any nation in the regional stability, not radical change when I announced that we cannot continued losses at war.

Finally, we have lost all of their respect. We have a disaster. Our schools are failing. Crime is rising. People are saying, “Dad, you’ve got a culture of hatred that ISIS would fill. Iran, too, would rush in and fill the void, much to their unjust enrichment.

The list of humiliations goes on and on.

President Obama’s line in the sand, I will enforce it like you’re going to be so tough.”

You know, the reasons I want to run is because I used it, he’s very famous. He’s very upset. I said, “I think that these people — I’m a free trade is you need really think that these situatio

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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