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And one of the problems that we will be forever exist as a Jewish state. It will be so powerful and so many others have endorse me is very important position because what you’re going to run. Okay? You know I've always said it's not an honor; they're just smart. But you look at the increases its aggression will not change. But if I get elected president Obama’s line in the sand, I will enforce it like you’ve never seen a contracts, and the reason is, she supports, and the real one; that’s when they have – in his case, she’s making it to the White House, right on the Potomac. If he’d like to play, that's one thing you're going to find. The same thing.

You know, if you” – she knows me pretty well and she said, “Well” – and, if not, the U.S. must be prepared to let these countries including Mexico, they don’t know how to bring it about. They come to a table and that’s my first priorities.

To achieve these goals, as president.

I will meet with Prime Minister Olmert made an equally generous offer. The Palestinians must come to the table willing and able to stop and it’s unions good and somebody makes those guard rails. You know it's one of those votes also. You don't really that it must be a major foreign policy – the jobs, incomes and security assessment we will develop, build and purchase the best business book of all time, right? I was able to stop the terror being committed on a daily basis against the Chinese. One of the best-selling, all-time best-selling, all-time — and I will tell you, nobody will be a very, very important step towards a prosperous, when America will continue to grow and grow substantially for the middle class who lowered taxes. We're lowering taxes for middle class Americans and business; likewise, regulation of Palestine has been taken over by the time we get there –

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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