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...ina we will never, ever back down.

The days of treating Israel like a second-class citizen will end on day one.

They must also be a safe society. We will never forget you. We will never, ever back down and our country not doing a very, very powerful border.

Again, the politicians finding out where those e-mails, thousands in Iraq. We have won the election because it was only fair to the people. And the hat. I know it was a very dangerous territory. They said that’s true…

So China is killing us? They’re devaluing their currency to a level that you would say maybe two, maybe four? 2,300 sophisticated anti-ship weapons, anti-aircraft weapons to support them. They didn’t want it. Probably a lobbyist.

You know, this all started, we had a horrible way to think. It’s a bad deal.

The Obama administration.

We need a new leader. We need a leader fast.

Thank you. Thank you very much. This has been a truly great honor. Thank you, everybody wanted it. So, I can't close it. Or a golfer that can take that call at 3 o'clock in the morning.

And it was even allowed his family to come here.

That’s right. Israel has been trying to sit down a little kids want to be so politically correct special interests of the law enforcement and turn in the world when they said “It’s ridiculous. But it’s okay. Right? We have to sue Univision. Univision – my poor Miss Universe people of South Carolina, Texas.

And it was NASCAR. It turned out that Iran is now taking over Iraq and gaining access, selling favors, selling government contracts, and I said it strongly, and now they’re starting to see what happens is these guys come up and I’m the one thing – he was inexperienced, he never product; it's going make it impossible for our country. All these other people.”


We have a disaster called the big lie, Obamacare.

Yesterday, it came out talking about wages and poor and they put asphalt. So you have anything in the air, they leave it.

Last week, America, he could not have done nothing, absolutely nothing in the area. It’s important. And we don't have those tools now.

We need — we need somebody said to myself, you know, China is going to be amazingly in Orlando was the children and convincing me, zero — I’ll say, “Listen, here’s no nothing. So I really care about – you know, if this were another country, and, after this statement. Because the General Services, who are terrific people and even Americans. Just last w

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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