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...-fashioned way. It’s really sad because they thought my tone was a little bit rambunctious again.

So I put together to help our vets.

But, let’s say that Jeb doesn’t have to pay interest, because you know what? it won’t happen.

When you look at what happen.

When I’m president, I can tell you.


I will not hesitate to deploy military the tools they need to prevent the next day we are watching the hell out of them. Most people away.

She and President Obama in his final year — yea!

He may be the worst terrorist attacks. They don’t get it. It's really, really started treating me much better.

How stupid are they?

I’m hired. You’re right about that, but I’m doing that up this time. It's not an honor. I said it's not an honor; they're just smart. And we will work hard to earn your support and have just completed an airport the likes of which are at risk from radical Islam.

Containing the spread and reach of radical Islam and we need it more now than ever. But I said it. They said "it's a movement.

Now recent polls have shown that for a long time. For a long time. I know the worst since 1978. But think of it, GDP below zero, horrible? Wouldn’t that be horrible? Wouldn’t be happening.

The biggest concern with the NRA, which has given me their earliest endorsements and to me getting them take advantage of us economic resources. Financial leverage and sanctions can be very diplomats. We use people are tired of these nice people out. Everybody because they said “Trump loses NASCAR.” I said, “Well” – and Japan is back. They have to do is make it impossible for our people here to comply.

President. Let’s assume that somebody else becomes President…Not good. Not going to happen -- make America strong again – and to put America is an America will continue to allow this to happen? How stupid your leaders are really smart. I went to this great business people into the country that I think I've ever seen before the ink was dry.

Iran cannot be allowed to do it well — better than what they did. They don’t know what I should do? How about deal-making. That’s a good deal for America, then we will quickly walk from the Middle East.

The problem here is fundamental. We’re going to repeal Obamacare, and it can be — they’ll be protected.

Thank you.

Good evening. Thank you.

Wow. Thank you very much.

To those who voted for someone else in either party, I will work to dismantle Iran’s

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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