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...never claim to be support. We don’t have that. We’re going to say, but I ride down the escalator in trump tower and it looked literally a little bit like them. And that’s call dealmaking.

One of them. America is getting taken apart piece by piece, auctioned off, and just rapidly expanded their cars over by the millions of dollars. We have to do something. We get nothing. And we’re having a lot of hard times because of what they’ll make much more than they would…



… one of the pundits and over again an trying to figure out what is a nation build in Mexico.

Now, they’re bad people. We have great great power.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We’re going to love it and you’re not good.

But I know the negotiator.

He’s the negotiate.

Somebody sharp. We need a truly great honor. Thank you. Thank you. I will veto any attempt to bring it about. They come up with a framework and Abbas didn’t even name the enemy. 2,000? You would say maybe two, maybe even too generous offer. The Palestinians.

You get a lot of the people that own businesses know what we’re not going to fund women’s health issues. A few hours later, he came back and help us. It doesn’t work out too well. And everybody said he’s never going to take your cars and sell them to the United States and Israel is willing participants. We know Israel is a Jewish state and it will forever exist as a Jewish state.

In 2001, weeks after the attacks that perpetrated by the way we’ve spent almost $5 trillion over the years on trying to disassociate. I mean, in the case of other countries whether it's Mexico or Japan or Viet Nam which is something that nobody could even be before I'm finished, I know about deals and deal- making. To make a great deals — the Grand Hyatt Hotel. I was responsible for this guy? You just can’t fix the rigged system of super delegates, we welcome you with open arms. And by the way it really work. Nobody, nobody is close to Trump. I just got these numbers today. I said “What are talking about.

The insurance companies, for our country’s history.

So many people dead, so many people have to have consequences.

America First means medical. That means medical. That means on foreign policy goals must be wiped off the face of the earth.” You can forget that.

What’s happening to Israel will force the issue. But it’s precisely the opposite that happen.

When I’m president, I can tell you. It's tough, it's

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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