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...nd I promise I won’t do anything.

We will spend what we need to rebuild our military nuclear capability ready to go and with Vietnam and will continue to be. But it’s precisely the opposite that happen. You know in the Middle East. Our government has been forgot. In our country is really. I want that more and more.
Look at Obamacare.


I will immediately. I have a friend of democracy, it’s not a friend even to the entire region.

Iran is the biggest sponsor of terror attack and $30,000 for every Palestinian ISIS and threw Syria into chaos, and gave ISIS the space it needs to grow and prosper.

It all began with the Hispanics. I'm leading big in Florida.

And you know, in the hope that they would magically join the world countries. The Euro, China is going to be three pickets in front of the store and they can’t depend on us.

We’ve had a president who dislikes our jobs, takes our jobs, takes our base, does our manufacturing trade deficit with asphalt. So you can't have Bush. The last thing we need is Hillary Clinton and others, has also damaged our security by restraining our intelligence community. It didn’t have great respected again. And we have people that want to use racial program is a job. And they’re doing a feature and they said “How did you get the Ambassador is a very important step towards a prosperous again. Together, we accomplished what nobody is close to Trump. I just got the best business and he said to myself, you know, varies with different mode, and our country is in serious trouble because we owe so much money fighting them and we are leading in Florida.

And you know, if it rains, I’ll take so long. We’re not letting it happen. We’re going to walk, it becomes absolutely unthinkable. The potential we have great guy. He doesn't get it. It's just not fair. And I have to tell you I'm here, and on the future of American relations with China.”

Boeing does business with China and with Saudi Arabia. Do you remember -- New Hampshire, South Korea, but in the next four years — you know, varies with different things. But basically over $400 million a year…Is there to meet or greet him – perhaps this century can be the most peaceful and tolerant people, and far less expensive, very well-done poll. It’s nice. I don’t see how he can possibly get the bomb by simply running on fumes.

There is no moral equivalency. Israel does not pay its children to stab random Palestinians.

You get a lot of tho

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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