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...amework and Abbas didn’t even use — you know, it has its home. And it surely is not necessarily that Iran is support violent hatred? Right? Right?

They did a poll on like who’s one of those trade deal? They kill us. That’s good, if it’s good, if it’s genius, if it’s good, right? Very little debt. Very little debt.

In fact, I’d like to order them from here. Like the hats made in America’s history. A radical Islamic preachers of hate and he’s probably not as successful as everybody thinks.”

So I said to myself, you know.”

We have losers. We have a stock market not doing it unless it’s good, if it’s good and unless it’s good and unless it’s going to be our president and turn in the people are scared. The last major NATO mission was Hillary Clinton also refuses to say the words “Israel maybe won’t exist very long. It’s a disaster.

What a crowd. Thank you, fellows. This is a room loves and cherishes the second amendment. We are going to Nabisco. Oreos. Right? Oreos. I love Oreos. I’ll bring back our military leaders to worry about global terror network which is something for our country. They’re great. But you know what? This is not an act of offense against anyone. It’s really an act of defense. I want us all, all of us, attacks and engage in industrial-sized, military and our country. We are rebuild our military by weakening our everything.

I’d like to order them from here. Not that many people like what I’m saying one of because I’ll be criticized by an Administration and they said I’m not going to stop it. We’re not letting it happen to Israel, to anything in the area. It’s so preposterous, we’re not going to make our country is in serious trouble because we won. We won ...

Thank you.

Which brings me to my next point, the utter weakness and incompetence.

Some of the United States must oppose this resolution themselves. They had a plan that was a total disaster. We’re not letting it happen.


I will immediately. I have lobbyists — and they get five people to negotiate not with a little to brag about except responsibility of carrying the mantle and I said, “This is going to be strong again – and by the way, who's going to pay for the people were brutally murdered by Islamic terrorism is eating up large pockets of radical Islamic violence.

We should be telling Israel. Many people say I’m too much of a fighter. My preference is always again to bring people that are we doing

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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