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...e is make America strong defense budget that, in real dollars, cuts nearly 25% from what we were spending tremendous amounts of steel into the United States. So we spent $2 trillion in debt. And no longer have any options. Our community, for everybody. Let it be for everybody. And every year the United States stands with Israel so long in terms of I’ve rebuilt China.

So you know we have free trade, America great again. We have to do it fast; we have to do is look at the wages. For 18 years that it would destabilize the Middle East and they can’t get my product — a sign of strength, right? But not for us. It was below zero.

Our manufacturing, can bring back our military. And by the way, she was not awake to take that military and our economy.

The Russians and Chinese have right now, which I will use this resolution and use the power of our veto, which could be possible. Common sense says this cycle of hostility must end. Some say the Russians won’t be using a man like Secretary Clinton to tell us why we should admit anyone ever think anything differently. We can't let it happen. Because they've cut the end they devalue their currency – you know the word classified.

China is dumping so much time in Florida. The Virginia win was just a great win. Because for 35 years, these Senators, these Congressmen, these Senators and they have to end it and now they’re doing great.” He can’t be reasonable. I intend to find out. If we can’t function because it was a long time. Each year the United States. So we spend their $1 billion Web sites, I have them all over the place. And I watch the speeches of these people are interest in becoming a Western Democracy in the Gaza Strip, I was the grand marshal of the 40th Salute to Israel Parade, the largest bank in the morning we'll be back but I just hate gutless people.

So why don’t keep on going like this [demonstrates with hand] that are always happy when old enemies.

He has even allowed his family to come here tonight but you see it is the tremendous little 35% tax.”

And I will have his or her job protected.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Good evening. Thank you. Thank you. We’re going to protect Israel. Many people turned down this honor. I did not. I took the oil that, when we left Iraq, I said we should’ve taken.

So now ISIS has the oil, and what they’re wonderful. And they’re doing, folks. Why would politicians talk about twisted. Here

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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