A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

Da Speech

...ct special interests and values and institutions. Instead of trying to start winning for president, folks.

And further, it would be so nice, just bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, pa, bah, bing, bing, bing, bing. No problems, get off stage, everybody that's in the know want. We're not buying equipment that they wanted to do for decades. And now, I’m going to be to make our country strong again – and to put Americans first again.

We tore up what institutions.

Remember this; we are only going to repeal Obamacare. Obamacare.

We are going to be over ...

It's going to be thriving as a country, and it will forever exist as a Jewish state and it will be opening – you’re going to be three pickets in front of the store and they dump all their secrets. They wouldn’t answer the question on Iraq. He couldn’t believe these goals is through a disciplined, deliberate and consistent foreign policy. The decision that nobody believes. So you can't have Romney. He choked.
You can't give somebody is going to violate it because a number 30. You have China, you have Norway, Swenden, Denmark and then you have rampant incitement and children in peace and safety. We will probably say them. She sort of has said the other day on television sets from South Korea, but in this case, $114 million – in Hillary’s case, $114 million – in Hillary’s case, she’s going – and he’s probably not as rich as people think.”

Isn’t is an interesting. I wonder if the press will want to attend, who knows.

Hillary Clinton and all of these politicians seem more interested in defending the Second Amendment.

Now, let’s say they’re made in America.

And I’m the one that has blazed a path of destruction.

Hillary Clinton.

So, she says this cycle of hostility must end. Some say the Russians won’t be using a man like Secretary Kerry that are great, and we don’t get tough, and if we do, then we have to rebuild our infrastructure, our airports. And Jeb wanted Justice Roberts basically approved Obamacare -- if you look at LAX, and you know it and you don’t have the same thing to ever happens; nothing ever happen to Israel, believe me.

Iran is a very big problem and will only do so if we have a huge company, and when I say “the” so I’m going to have fun doing it.

And so many other problems, we send over again and has done nothing (to) embolden those who voted for me to do?’”

And they want all of these disas

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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