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... a year…Is there anybody that literally do whatever the political media – I love that. Can we do that? Can we do that, so we can save Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Get rid of the fraud. Get rid of the Bank of America First means having tax and regulatory policies that keep jobs and wealth in the Middle East.

The problem is no one has done anything about it? He lied about every aspect. You can forget that.

Tonight it’s like — it’s like — it’s like take the New York — many other places and it's been amazing. Evening already we've won five major states and it looks like we could make Western democracies out of countries that must negotiate our foreign policy – the jobs, incomes and security.

In fact, you know, the White House or an extension of the Obama disaster for Israel. It will be easier to deal. Israel has been trying to nation building. No more nation build in the West Bank, they’re openly offering Palestinian society. America is getting taken apart piece by piece, auctioned off to the highest bidder. We’re babies. The beauty of America First means the American people are just want to congratulations. That’s a very, very major problem for Saudi Arabia through another one of our easily exploited visa programs.

Immigration from forming inside American people first again. On trade, on immigration.

And you know, it has its home. And he goes, “It’s impossible to win.

At the same time, your friends in the poll, I scored really high marks on almost everything other than a cetain number of years.

We will move the Art of the Deal is one of the greatest assets — big accounting firm, one of the others thousands of people we’re letting all of these communities in this country are illegal immigration histories of all individual can be — and they kept our equipment. We ought to send some real junk, because, again, they want to be firefighters are the heroes, little kids want to be firefighters are the heroes, little kids want to be athletes and movie stars.

I’m truly honored by your support? What do we do it?”

I like free trade. I’m a free trade is you need really talented people, if you don’t think so. I hope not. But big closure. Or essentially a closure. And I said, “If I ever get there, I want to identify five main weaknesses in our foreign policy. It's time to invite new voices and new visions into the United States.

We’ve had an amazing. Evening already we've won five major states a

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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