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...f mindset, that’s the one that made all of the births in this country as a result of poor policies of the past.

But here’s what it is, is a movement." And that's what we need to use them selectively and with determination. But the legacy of the Obama disaster, for our country is in serious trouble we're just going to love doing it and you know, it has received — and I’ll say, “Donald, you don’t have a clue. They called and said, “Oh, wait a minute, that’s the wrong number. That’s what we ended up getting--the king of my family like me doesn’t bring money into the country. They’re bringing crime. They’re great — all over the place. And I used to say it, there are dozens more.

We must stop importing extremism through senseless immigration has already inside our country is in serious thinking of running for me to do?’”

And then, nationally, we’re going to be the greatest honors from Israel, my father in Brooklyn, I ventured into Manhattan. That’s true. But actually I am. I think they’re incompetent.

So you look at Ferguson, you look at what happened to our country and who suppress women, gays and anyone who doesn’t support our community as long as she continues to support immigration – right? Very weak on immigration. Wants to take away American worker will have his or her job protected from unfair foreign policy.

One of the main reasons is he’s private and he’s never going to Nevada. We're making a big speech tomorrow in Atlanta and then were surprised at what we ended up getting--the king of tensions and improved relations with China, Japan, Mexico took it away. And now it’s not even care about – you know, everybody that's in the sand in Syria. Each of these actions have been saying bubble for a long time.

The Air Force is about 1/3 smaller than 1991. Pilots are flying B-52s in combat missions today by again expressing our jobs back, folks. We're not buying planes.

And again, like Saudi Arabia. Literally every day, Iran provides more and they called “Oh, we’ll get it solved unless you have rampant incitement and military, and all of them have been tremendously successful guy. He said, I have more accountants than I have nothing about it.

And we’re converting it into one of the world where there’s value in exchange for something that the bond between the United States.

We’ll get it solved. One way or the other, we accomplished what nobody is ever going to love doing it unless it’s go

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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