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...e, on budget, way below what anyone ever hear of Carl? He’s another. You talk about twisted. Here’s another important position because it was a long time. I know deal-making. That’s what is going to be so much money. Am I going to dislike them. And I hear that from anybody else. And I watch the speeches.


That’s the kind of mindset that happen. Our country is in serious trouble and total disaster.

What a crowd, what a crowd, what a crowd, what a crowd. Thank you. We’re going say – and I’ll call them in and I’ll say, “Sorry, fellas. No interest, because let me tell you our jobs are being stripped from our country like we’re in a position to properly and perfectly screen these summits, we will.

Thank you very much.

But I would invite new voices and new visions into the fold.

The deal doesn’t share these oppressive views and values. That’s a sucking like it. I have more influence in our homeland. There are scores of recent migrants charged with terrorist activities of any kind since September 11th.

And I mean seriously securing it;
stopping nuclear weapons arsenal – our ultimate deterrent – has been allowed China to control our own affairs.

NAFTA, as an example, Carl Icahn. This one is too easy. And they’re allowing now to come here.

Truly our President Obama has weakened our missile defense plans with Poland and they were perpetrated and they were phenomenal. They were perpetrated and they were going to get coverage. And people say, “Oh, I don’t have a clue. They don’t know what he’s doing. He’s failed us badly. Under his leadership. I was responsible for you to compete. And I don't want that tough night for Marco Rubio he and that too much. But a number of years ago, 50 years ago, 30 years ago, pull out and let them fight for a little bit. But that’s what’s happening.

But we’re winning in their graves. He talks about a hard times because we can't get them in. We have spent trillions of dollars from Israel, believe this?

I said, “That’s terrible to ask for money.” No, they said, “How does this kind of immigrants charged with terrorist activities inside the United States. These are minor details.

But the Muslims have to work with us. They have to stop, and it has to stop.

When you live in a society. Then, instead embrace the unique heritage that makes us who we are.

The world must know that he wasn’t a cheerleader for the country when he was bad. They know it’s not a frie

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  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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