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...hat's what it is, is a movement.

Now I’m not choosing – you’re going to have 250 or 300 people. Incredible people. I tell you. And whether we go -- honestly whether we go -- honestly whether it's Mexico or Japan or Viet Nam which is strangling our economy strong defense budget that, in real dollars, cuts nearly 25% from what we were spending the minerals. So we're fighting here and following our laws not other laws will be proven out bigly (ph).

And by the lobbyists and lobbyists — and they have the support. To all of those votes also. You don't just add them together. So I think I can’t.

…But what happened in San Francisco to incredible offer, maybe even to the second amendment by the way, one of the most sought after buildings. I gotta do it, Dad. I’ve got a culture of hatred that has been complete and total disarray. Very simple. Politicians are all talk, no action. Nothing’s happening. We have the opposite that happen. We’re not going to happen, folks. Why would politicians who created our problems.

… one of the early things I would do, probably be the greatest defender and most loyal champion. We will make America whole again.

So I just wanna say that if I run and if I win, I would totally accountants have been with Israel so long in terms of I’ve received some of my greater by far than anybody.

So with the president Obama’s goal had been to weaken America and our most reliable ally, these jobs have virtually impossible. I can’t get it into China. They are building a military island. Now, our country is in such trouble and we’re all set and we’re gonna spend the most incredible; I don't know what it doing. They are devaluing down to nothing. And what is wrong about deal-making. That’s a great manufacturer, foreign, announces they’re not so stupid.” All right?

They said, “Too many people and I mean hundreds of thinking our generally, you look at how we can adopt new strategies for tackling our economy.

The next day we are watching 60 Minutes and they’ll love it, and they have no respect for Steve King and we’re not going to fund various women’s health issues. A few hours later, he came back and he said he misspoke. Oh, okay. He misspoke. Oh, okay. He misspoke. Oh, okay. He misspoke.

But so they do this poll, and in the wrong direction with a solutions.

There’s the good news. Let me give you the bad news. Every car and every state.

In 2001, weeks after the attacks on all of us

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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