A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

Da Speech

...t from mistakes that she’s going on, and especially how poor she’d do as president in a corrupt system is totally protecting the job because that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are currently with the governor anytime because we won. We will not get any better, it will never hold up anyway. The United States.”

And they have a terraza floor and they put asphalt all over the place. I hire people, they do a Web site.

Well, you need somebody that can take the brand of the United States.

And we must make America strong again. Ladies and the struggling schools. I’ve seen our dilapidated airports, highways, our airports. You come into La Guardia Airport, it’s live on Fox. Who likes Fox? I like Fox. It’s like, you know, varies with different things. But I actually think that they want, and expensive trip to Copenhagen, Denmark to get the Olympics for our country, almost as bad as NAFTA signed by Bill Clinton, who is a total disarray. Very simple. Politicians want to change a system that’s made them and get something you would have the guts to do what they're doing. The immigration. Don't forget it. Special, special. We love it. And they sent us in here without our protecting the jobs, wages and seen the United States and its companies. The insurance companies love it and you see so many others have endorsement in America’s champion because you know what they’re doing is adding to Pew Research, 99 percent.

You get a lower taxes substantially lowering taxes for middle class the middle class has been a truly greater by far than anyone ever hear that from anybody else. And I watch these teleprompters, and by the way we have crowds – and no matter where I stand on the future of Americans, but in order to execute gay and lesbian Americans. The burden is on Hillary Clinton to tell us why we should admit anyone into our country.

And by the way, she was not awake to take that much more than that. So let’s say the sun will rise, the moon will seek a foreign policy we will never, ever ride a bicycle at least in a race but I will not mentioning the most incredible family, Jamiel [Shaw], and so many people dead, so many countries that will never forget all of the things I did, and I said, your school’s going to have that.

So that country falls apart.

We're a humanitarian nation. But the legacy of the great people in charge of trade and when China wants to make America rich again.”

Women, I don’t want it. And I’m not angry at

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

    Credit Where Credit is Due

    Mike Rugnetta
    Thanks, Mike, for the tweet that spawned the idea to make this!
    Hay Kranen
    Thanks to Hay Kranen for making and releasing the source to his PHP Markov Chain text generator, the engine that makes this site work!

    To find out more about who we are and what we do, click here.

    32965 Trump Speeches Speeched as of 03:21:22 AM 04/20/24

    Pollsters started counting at 10:57PM 3/2/16.


    Neither Insta-Trump, Victor Frost, nor FrostWorks in any way support, endorse, or are affiliated with Donald Trump, his campaign, or any of his properties. This is a parody site.