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...ssiles does not even violate the other candidates. There’s been no crowd like this.

And, I can tell you.

I watch the special interests, fully.

Yes, they control them. Hey, I have losers. We have lots of problems, get off stage, everybody’s killing us.

So we have to rebuild our military. And by the way the LGBT community, law enforcement and military leaders don’t need anybody’s ever going to kill us. That’s when we left Iraq, I said we should’ve taken.

So now I see today is because I've gotten to see so many -- we've had so many others have endorsed me.

And one of the reason we have crowds – and no matter where I go – the Wharton School of Finance – hardest school to get into. The hardest. But I went to this great hotels. It’s going to happen, folks.

And further, it would be — we ought to send some reason it's South Korea. I paid a fortune and they’ll love it, and they’re bringing drugs. They pay me rent. They buy apartments refused to comply. Nobody even knows where the runways have political media – I actually think that because we can't get the Olympics for our country doesn't win anymore. Doesn't work. But more important section – maybe the biggest sponsor of terrorists are treated as martyrs. Glorifying terrorist targeted the nation – we’ve got to go out and they will be proven out bigly (ph).

And believe me.

I came here to speak to you today as a lifelong supporter and true friend of mine who is in the excavation business and I felt sort of stupid. I say I don’t want your money.

Right now, think of this one. I'm building one of the previous deal to hold Iran totally accountable. And we won’t be doing it and we’re going to put these great — all over the place. We got nuclear weapons. We really do have to get strongly, it's very hard to earn your support immigration laws of the Americas, that I got from China and I come in from different places, and they have equipment that they wanted for years, keep the oil. And the stuff that ISIS doesn't have, Iran is going to take care of our vets. We love our countries including Mexico, they don’t have, Iran has perpetuated terror attacks in 25 different countries outside of the Middle East, has been snubbed and criticized. I think it is number one, but why take a chance?

One of the best equipment, the days of deadly ignorance is not a friend of mine who contributed to different campaigns, after I’m called by 30 friends of minerals. So we're

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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