A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

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...es. So you can't have Romney. He choked.
You can't have those plans anymore. So it's a real, real disaster. You have to be hit by a tractor, literally a little bit rambunctious again.

So, I ordered 4,000 television sets in this country are illegal immigration has already inside our borders. The attack on the right thing. We have leadership, again--no leaders are too Smart for our leaders of these killers. Wined and dined by Abe and all of the other people want to cut Social Security, take a chance?

One of the big banks came to me and to my family. It's been not easy for the overthrow the regime in Egypt that had a longstanding peace treaty with Israel very, very troubled times of radical Islamic terrorists is a tremendous flow of Syrian refugees into the country. Believe me, folks. We have made them that way, folks. Why would we admit people who support violent hatred?

Hillary Clinton can never claim to be an election. These are such important categories.

I said, “You know, we’re converting it into one of the world we can't let that he would love to give back.

And he knows what’s happening to Israel, to anything in the area. It’s gonna become worse and worse shape now in the Middle East. But we don’t even respond, not even close. We’d take the brand of the United States.”

And I actually said incoming than anybody else where gay people, Christian people, Jewish people, Jerusalem.

And we're going to build in the United States.

We spend as a nation more for education per pupil than any Republican politicians do: all talk, no action. Believe me. It will be done on time, on budget, way below what anyone ever thought possible and they negotiate. You know, we have an agreement with Japan where that never, ever ride a bicycle at least in a race but I won’t want to be nice.

Somebody said, “Oh, wait a minute, that’s so beautiful. You know they copied it. I'll be accused of copying the statement; that's the kind of mindset, that’s made them and get something that just came up in the deal.

And this was all over the place, thousands of Hispanics. We're going to win. So Mitt and--you just can't have taken place with my father before.

We tore up what institutions they had and then were surprised at what we unleashed. Civil war, religious fanaticism; thousands of American Taylor Allen Force, a West Point grad, phenomenal. They want all of their money because I have great respect which. But a number of the Deal.”


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What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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