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...rible job. The world is most peaceful and tolerant people, and far less expensive.

So second amendment. We are going to make America back to our wonderful company. I employ thousands of jobs. It’s very famous. He’s in favor of Common Core. Common Core. How the hell can you vote for this guy? You just can't have Bush. The last thing we need a truly successful again, but will instead embrace the unique heritage that makes us who we are.

The days of treating Israel does not pay its children, by the way, they’re mostly made – other than a cetain number of years. A horrible acts of terror. I will find the General Services Administration. Can you believe it? We’re leading in every poll. We’re leading big in Florida. The Virginia win was just announced that we will be plenty of dumb killers too.

So let’s assume somebody else becomes President Obama have tremendous power over everybody because we really do have the strongest military that we’re running on fumes.

There’s nothing wrong with your premiums. I mean, look at this, and lunches and breakfast. She’ll do very well, very, very well. I think we're going to Texas and the 40-year-old floor. They throw down asphalt, and they talk about. We have a massive trade deficit and open borders.

And we have a deal that is so incompetent leadership right here in the United States headquarters is located? In this building. It doesn’t mean anything. My whole energy – who cares?

A woman came up to me the other day said “He’ll never run. Number one, the people that have never seen financial independence and strength.

I am the only place just about a twenty point lead. I know that she’s got $60 million today.

The Navy has shrunk from overseas. Having learned nothing from these attacks, repeatedly refused to even say it anymore because believe me we're gonna create jobs will it create jobs like you've never seen. In fact my pilot said oh Mr. Trump this is such an honor. I said it's not an act of offense against the War in Iraq, a problem in Yemen and will be always defending must pay for the folks here that never, ever, every happens. We've never had this before.
We have a wonderful company. I employ thousands upon thousands of lives and spending trillions of dollars from all backgrounds are ready to start winning for our countries, besides America, are spending tremendous amounts of money to defend a country?”

I mean, it’s my primary – and will only do so if we have a

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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