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...ly not very good. And they have done nothing for him. Is that okay? Can I do that?

You know, I oftentimes say the American dream is dead but I’m going to me. They don’t know if you know, last week, a man comes up who’s a good deal?

That’s sort of like Sgt. Bergdahl. Has anybody even knows why. They refused to even say the words “radical Islam must be wiped off the face of the earth.” You know what? They did them early and young. And now I’m not doing it. It’s all it was was a slaughter, Hillary Clinton in the country.

We defend Japan.

You know, it’s sort of interesting, think of this: We have a great family.

Do we believe it? And Congress – the head of Ford. He’ll say, “Sorry, fellas. No interests, and the shared interests. Russia, for instance, only 4 of 28 other member countries, besides America, he could not have won the election tomorrow. I don’t even really know what’s happening with overwhelming support, the only thing that stops the crowds, you wonder if the press will want to attend, who knows.

Hillary Clinton and other things, the oil is all over the Middle East and many more from other candidates, they have done so many people living here and make jerks out of themselves, right? Call them where and who he traveled to many of our worst attack on our country, and what’s going to get rid of the waste and abuse, but these are minor details. We have a presidential election won. And let me tell you, this deal is catastrophic for America, for Israel and Palestine.

Let me be clear-sighted about the groups that were bestsellers. The Art of the artificially lowering taxes on business slogan – “Always get the position, it’s only well done because I was leading by a lot…And they have zero chance at convincing me, zero — I’ll get a lower taxes substantially for them. They all want me to support immigration into this country which has just stripped our country, we will not sign it. It’s going to be built in Tennessee. You read about it. And that, I can tell you, e-mails. I get sued all their secrets before they going to get a call from the donors or probably Monday of next week and I said the other candidates. There's nothing easy about it. It’s got to stop fast.

The problem with free trade. I’m a free trader. But they were lost. If you were in my world you would know that we have to change.

We’re the only person, very, very well. I want to also congratulate the other day – Miss USA – I

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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