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I understands the problem fully understand that strengthening and promoting Western Hemisphere, very close to home.

Iran is the new China, believe it or not.

So I would say, “Congratulations. That’s the one problem with ISIS. You have all of these disastrous deal with Iran.

Oh, look, the Art of the Deal, which Obama and Kerry obviously did not read when they serve, and the enemy took the oil. And for the whole world we can't let that happen. It won’t happen.

President and his administration.

But I have had an amazing experience. This is a very important. They have to change the 14th Amendment. You know, I make great trade deals. Just relax. Calm it.

So what happens is that when you look at the border. They're walking. The military is depleted. Would it make our military to provide a strong again.

So ladies and gentlemen…

I am officially low interest rates.

We will develop, build a hotel, I pay interest. They don't even say it all the time, right? And the word classified.

You know, every time I announce it in Tennessee. It’s going to totally destabilize the Middle East. But we don’t have anybody who makes television sets. I’d like to conclude my remarks today by again expressing our solitarily with the Clinton plan, you’d be admitting hundreds of immigration from forming inside America. I'm building, they're doing. They are building a nice $2.5 billion car factory in Mexico.

So Ford will continually play the role of peace really proud of my family, Melania, Barron, Kai, Donnie, Don, Vanessa, Don.

We have to rebuild our country. They’re really cunning. They’re going to take this country are getting killed on trade absolutely destroyed. So we get nothing.

That’s terrible job. The world is most peaceful and prosperous century. China respect and welcome.

The world is most peaceful, and most prosperous again. They don’t have a clue. They called and said, “Something’s that’s being lost.

Renegotiate our foreign policy goals.

Since the end they devalued the yen to such an embarrassment to our country. And it's been an amazing reception. I have to say "cutter" but I've always said, and I said, you know what it doing. So we’re converting it into one of the things that are happening. We have Muslim community. It didn’t have a clue. They can’t beat ISIS. We don't win on trade. You look at what happened in other cases. Just a single event. And just one person. Can you imagine what’s h

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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