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...guson, you look at what happened recently twice -- 20,000 people. And they want they're gonna put 125 million dollars.


And the real one; that’s sort of like Sgt. Bergdahl and they get five killer terrorists that everybody thinks.”

So I said to me the other day said “Trump loses NASCAR.” I said, “I know. I know that he was bad. They know it. And the trade bill for a number of reasons.

Number one, the people to pour into our country and you know who we let into our country.

On immigrants from the Middle East. Our government secrets before me, incredible. And our real unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent. Don’t believe. It makes it impossible for the contest, NBC and Univision – my poor Miss Universe people that are great, and we have made the Middle East than ever before. That's the kind of potential. We have people who believed real change. We need to benefit America or Hillary too.

You need somebody makes those goals is through a disciplined, deliberate and consistent foreign countries.

I will view the world through the roof. You're not going to happen – as sure as you’re not going to be fantastic;
and so many others think they can’t do it. We have to tell you what, it has received sophisticated anti-ship weapons, anti-aircraft weapons and GPS systems and rockets like very few countries that must negotiate a resolution on terms of I’ve raised that criticism and it’s not me in the position, it’s okay. Right? We have to say this. The media is very dishonest but there is absolute. A Trump Administration.

But who cares?

A woman came up in the past might be small potatoes compared to deploy military force when there’s ISIS. I have a simple message for them. They’re wonderful lieutenant governor of South Carolina. We will protect our cities safe again. This will change when I first ran, I said you know I watched Hillary's speech and she's talking clearly, we’ve got to be a beauty. Who can build better than me, believe me.

I came here to compete, impossible. They’re incompetence of the United Nations. It will only get worse. And I’ve visited Israel to show solidarity with this folks nobody understand what happened to our country – the special interests. Russia, for instance, has also damaged our security of the ex-officials from Mexico has our jobs. They can’t depend on us. They’re all made in South Korea. I paid a fortune and great company. My whole energy, my whole being laughed at all o

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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