A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

Da Speech

...any business ability. We use people that come up with something that it requires. That’s the big leagues. We don’t make good deals. But I want every American to such an extent that God ever created. I will tell you this, and I said, you know what we're getting rid of the waste and abuse, but save it by making us rich again.”

And after four or five years in Brooklyn and Queens, and my father said — and I will tell you this story because – so when I look at all those cameras. They’re all talk; they’re trying to take over the world. And we have a deal with them. I’m angry at our leaders are too much no countries.

And we must only be generous to those that prove they are taking it over big league.

We spent $2 trillion in debt, because, believe me.

Iran has already, you know it and now.

We need a new, rational security interests and neither do country has ever seen a contract enforced before, folks. It's an incredible family, Jamiel [Shaw], and so many things; there and make it great again. Because somebody else becomes President…Not good. Not going to Texas and they're being laughed at all the companies that leave the U.S. and has emptied our states of America.

But we’re getting away with murders those guard rails. You know the word, the sucking action.

And if I’m elected president, believe me, believe me, they’ll love it, and they’ll be doing that. I told them.”

Now, recently I ordered 4,000 television sets and better and so much less expensive for people already living here. What I was right.

So here’s only one thing that happens. So be very, very careful. Be very careful. Because you've never saw anything like it. They said that’s going on. We have no choice. They have no choice. We have tremendous lack of spirit.

And I actually think that the political office, any office, let alone president. And we’re not a nice $2.5 billion car and truck and parts manufacturing for us, and when old friends very, very major problem here is fundamentalists, Mayor Rudy Giuliani visited Israel to show solidarity with terror victims.

But the 24 day period, right?

You know, the largest bank in the world when those restrictions expire, Iran will have his or her job protected from unfair foreign competition with this folks nobody could ever experience. This is a room loves and spending the minimum required 2% of GDP on defense.

We have some good people.”

It’s so preposterous, we’re not letting it has wanted

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

    Credit Where Credit is Due

    Mike Rugnetta
    Thanks, Mike, for the tweet that spawned the idea to make this!
    Hay Kranen
    Thanks to Hay Kranen for making and releasing the source to his PHP Markov Chain text generator, the engine that makes this site work!

    To find out more about who we are and what we do, click here.

    3601 Trump Speeches Speeched as of 04:41:03 AM 06/27/22

    Pollsters started counting at 10:57PM 3/2/16.

    Disclaimer:

    Neither Insta-Trump, Victor Frost, nor FrostWorks in any way support, endorse, or are affiliated with Donald Trump, his campaign, or any of his properties. This is a parody site.