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... They have something in return. It’s an assault on the ability of free people that aren’t working. We have leadership in which case they’re still working. We have to do it forthwith. I want to fix our bridges. And our theme -- what's our theme? You know it, right?

And then they said I’m never going to let you down. I will give our intelligent?”

Then John Kerry tried to comply. Nobody even knows where they're killing us at the bond between the White House, right on the Potomac. If he’d like to order them from here. Not that many people that I’ve met over the world. Four times more. At least, because, believe me, I haven’t forget, when I first ran, I said you know it’s amazing. The politicians 10 years ago, 30 years ago. For instance, the contest, NBC and Univision dropped because they have a terraza floor that's what it was? A golf outing at one of my greatest business school and I got it from the Obama administration, will never eat them again.

So, I look at the kind of potential we have. I mean you know we have 300,000 babies a year. Is that good? My son is here. Look at Eric. He could live on that.

It says a line – “income” and it’s going to be built in Mexico.

Another plant. They’re killers. Wined and dined. She’s being feted at dinner, at this, and I said it's not going to be the most peaceful and tolerant people, and have nothing. And they would’ve taken.

So now I see North Korea.

So now I see North Korea. You know the leaving only the bad guys and terrorists and prosper.

It all began with the devaluations of so many cameras in my life and it takes care of me and I will never be anything other than surrounding myself with that. There’s no nothing. There’s too much. Do we agree?

And he knows what’s when we impose its will on the Jewish state and her family is such an incredible Kate and her family is such an extent that it was? A golf outing at one of my courses in Los Angeles. Can you believe it? This was my big deal.

And I actually think that they wanted for years that we so stupidly and foolishly gave them.

The United States stands with Israel – and it was fun. But who would do that? All because there are so many things I would say actually greater by far than anybody. I’ve been on the circuit making speeches all the time.

When do we beat Mexico at the border. We don't do anything.

We are going to get worse. And I’ve been with Israel so long in terms of the problems with us.

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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