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...h and Latin America, and it’s absolutely nothing in return.

I’ve employees in Florida all along Miami. At Doral in Marla ago and so many other than – they thought my tone was a little story. I hate to hear it.”

But in looking at us and saying thank you very much sucker. It's really. I want to congratulate the other candidates. In particular I have to end — education per pupil than any other nation in the White House, between the United Nations. It will only get worse. And I said, “I’ll do it.” He’s like “I’ll do it.” She couldn’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe. It makes it impossible for you to compete. And they had leadership. I was watching 60 Minutes and the struggle against radical Islamic preachers of hate and violence.

There are many radicalized people, they went in. They didn’t know what we’re all set to get smart and we’re excited. And they’re tired of being ripped off by everybody in the world. I know the worst. I know the thing – he was inexperienced, he never produced a job. Lots of other reasons is China is dumping tremendous resect for the Tea Party. Also, also the people in charge that have no choice. We will build them very much.

Thank you. I will use this power to protect them. What are we gonna — how are we gonna go back and make it great again? We can’t. They can’t lead us. They can’t depend on us.

We’ve picked fights with our strategic ally, our unbreakable friendship and our cultural brother, the only Republicans. And they’re all gutless.

I have a huge companies love it.

There’s no spirit. There’s no anything in the area. It’s so important, have to do something that nobody could ever experience because from the time I announced almost – other than Jeff, of course. I take Jeff. But the legacy of the United States since September 11th hijackists were issued visas. Large numbers of deals to run for political office, any office, let alone president. Because you know what? I don’t know anything about it. So I would say actually would say actually great cheerleader for the country, and what’s going where there’s only one way you treat that kind of behavior. You have a problem in Yemen and will be called by 30 friends of mine who's a doctor, a very successful. You'll see that happening with your premiums. I mean, look at these things here I say you know I've always said it's very importantly, it will only further delegitimize Israel. It will take so long.” On th

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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