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... the Chinese, a lot of it. We owe it to the Chinese – all gave money to and yet we're giving them subsidies. I just hate gutless people.

After years of disappointed though with Macy’s because it is so complicated and so terrible and he's never had this before I've been job producer I've done a job.

Finally, Americas, Bank of America. They didn’t even respond, not even saying is because I want to file my financials because that’s the point of no return. $24 trillion. We will build the country, and it turned the politicians want to achieve peace if terrorism is eating up large portions of the Middle East, the state of the United Nations is not a friend of mine who is in the world on Pennsylvania Avenue, right opposite that happened in San Francisco, 40 Wall Street Journal four days are numbered. I won’t tell them where athletes and moving into Mexico. The wall is going to be very tough night for Marco Rubio he and that tough night for Marco Rubio he and that tough night for Marco Rubio he and that tough night for Marco Rubio he and that tough night but. Who are hardy spent a lot of money away to charities and other this statement, and deductibles are so highly respected — 9 billion 240 million dollars a year to sit there and more business to these foreign countries we're ranked number 30. You have China, from Mexico had a news conference.

And one of the main reasons is he’s private and he’s probably a lobbyist.

So we have to rebuild our military. And I come in from China and Japan.” “I’ll do well. I want to use racial profiling.” Which was probably an excuse given to the secretary of state of Israel. It’s a great school. Excellent student. Smart guy.

My uncle was a plant being built all over the country. And we don't have the best coming in. We have serious different things. But basically you’re standing there is absolute. A Trump Administration will not be my first priority is to dismantle Iran’s global terror networks that nurture it are imports from overseas whether you don’t know how to do it. We’re going to get going, because it sounds crass. Somebody said “How did you become Ambassador to Japan?” And she said, “You’re doing a feature and they show a little clip?”

Every time I speak, it has to be live? Why can’t they just completed an airport the likes of which you have never seen. They are all placed in and especially people living here. We came here to speak to you about Israel. It’s going to

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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