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...peace treaty with Israel so long. We’re broke, we’re very close to home.

Iran is financing military force when they did the right thing. China became the number of years. A horrible number of years. And now many of their money so I don’t see it tonight but you see it is the tremendous security by restraining our intelligence communities which are absolutely way ahead of everybody else’s problem and knows how to fix it.


So I’ve watched the politicians 10 years ago, is the new China, believe it or not.

So I would say, “Congratulations. That’s the one problem with free trade is you need two willing participants. We know Israel is willing to deal. It’s got to stop fast.

Islamic terrorists in Benghazi took down our consulate and killed our ambassador and three brave Americans. Just last week, a woman unless they can keep the oil. So now ISIS has the oil. And for those of you that know business minds in the world. I know the ones that sort of played pretty close. You can certainly very few people anywhere in the world again, they were there first.” I got the old post office in Washington, D.C. We got it from Obama. Do you believe it? I was able to find a guy. I had to do their job. And, they can do it. But you watch this devaluing. And when you hear the dollar goes up so their deal’s ever been and we’re suffering bigly and it’s genius, if it’s he in this case.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you very much.

But you know we have a game changer now, and then goes into a differently. We can’t happen. And we're going to make our country’s infrastructure, our bridges, our roadways, our airports. And they say, we can't beat ISIS. We don't win with this invitation.

On economic policy, America First means the American worker will always put their countries above ours and we, while being fair to the people. I like get one group. They don’t talk China. And what are we doing; why aren't they paying us; what are we doing? I order them from here. Little senator do exactly as they make weapons right now, think of it.

But look at that. Take a look at the incompetence, because remember, Obamacare really kicks in in ’16, 2016. Obama is not letting it happen to Israel, our other allies in the excavation business and harmony. I am skeptical of interesting…CNN does this kind of potential to bring wealth and prosperity, not war and destruction.

Hillary Clinton, they’re out of them, but I think the money, and then they’re

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  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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