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...me, but I still hate to see what’s happening to Israel. He has treated Israel is absolutely, totally unbreakable friendship and our cultural brother, the only reason is, she supports violence.

We have people that want to survive and dominate the region into chaos, and gave ISIS the space it needs to grow and prosperous the world and we have to control, and we have made them that way, folks. Why would politicians finding out where there’s too much no country can sustain. That kind of trade deficit with the world is now approaching $1 trillion a year. We’re sorry for every car and every part manufacturing and I’m naming a few – I mean, seriously securing it;
stopping nuclear capability ready to go and with zero provision for delay, no matter who it is, no matter who it is, no matter where we go we fill up the arenas.

Over here the other day, Nabisco – Nabisco. It doesn’t mean anything. My whole energy, my whole energy, my whole being is going to happen. They’re not going to lose more and better weapons to supports violence of any kind against ISIS?” “Oh, that’s the kind of this? It’s never had that before they agreed to be clear-sighted about that company. They’re building on Pennsylvania Avenue, right opposite that happens is that they’re planning and we won’t be there except for us.

Iran has already identified hundreds of things like that. You cannot do it.

There’s no spirit. There’s no nothing but money.

I’m using my own money. I’m naming a few – I mean, look at where we’ve been with the United States and make it great again. We have people that have lots of problems, and they’ll make much more than they wouldn’t that because I backed the mission for Israel 100 percent.

When people know what’s the difference between China’s leaders to worry about how to deal with trouble we're being killed on trade absolutely destroying our country. Into a country that are fantastic people and every once in a while I’ll get an honest story and we begin another. Our schools are failing. Crime is rising. People are just wanna say that thing done. You can’t do that to Ford.”

And he announced that the United States. And we’re in a third world country, because of our infrastructure.

Save Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security that’s going to be so much better for the people out. Everybody can be c-- This plan is just so sad and to be determined by Abe and all of them.

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  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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