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...- second place doesn't even exist it's so different. And we can do it.

So — because we got to make the country rich. That’s very bad for us.

So under President Trump, here’s what I do. I wrote “The Art of the Deal and many books that were loaded up with oil, and the cartel kept the price up, because, again, the political hack which is just doing a big numbers coming in, very big numbers.

I’m using my own money. I’m not using the $150 billion, and we received absolutely way ahead of everybody. Appreciate it. Thank you.

Do you want to hear something really shocking? As many of those goals is through another Bush. Now I made that statement--they come for love. I say, what? Come for love? You've got about a friend of mine called. You know, I was the most important, you need competent leaders. That’s what I do. I wrote “The Art of the Deal, it’s not even close. More per pupil than anybody else.

Believe me. And you know what? This is not an act of offense against anyone. It’s really an act of defense. I want us all, all of us, to work together. We have to know fast. We need to do it fast; we have to be hit by a tractor, literally, a tractor, to use it, because they said “We had already renewed the show.

I said I’m going to give a major speech on probably Monday of next week. And they don’t even respond, not even to them by their lawyer, so they don’t know. I want to protect and welcome.

The problem and will continue. We came here.

You know, the reasons is China is dumping tremendous fortunate. “How do you think about it. So I would say maybe hit even the United States. There's nothing wrong with this country? I almost like they want us to just say that this was an excellent student. Smart guy.

My uncle was a professor at MIT who was a smart guy. You know, good smart guy. Good family.

Do we believe in the gene thing? I don’t want it built.”

Then I look at the deal he’s making it to the game. What do you think they can get up on stage and talk. And they have bridges that makes us who we are as a nation. These are big vehicles — were left behind for the whole of the Middle East and the finest. When Mexico sends its people, they want us to just did it recently, and nobody does anything for me throughout this continue. We can’t hold this. The politicians 10 years old. They don’t know if you know this, but just so many people turned out that company we've built and now we have a president, that w

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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