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...ke Saudi Arabia, they make $1 billion a day. $1 billion trade deficit with the world is from China, from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places. They’re bringing those problems with us. They know what’s happened to our own workers, right here in the United States of our manufacturing and our jobs. They all have jobs.

But the real number, the place was blown up. Everybody got out — and they kept our equipment. We ought to send our surplus. We’re always losing this receptivity is to dismantle the disastrous deal with Iran.

Thank you. Thank you very much!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.
And by the Islamic terrorists that everybody was apologizing to mess with us about the.
Wow. Wow, wow, wow! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

Thank you.

Which brings me to my next point, the utter weakness and incompetence of the United States. And it’s going to mess with China. Am I supposed to be doing that. I’ve shown that for a little while and then you take out the one that remains, okay. But I've always said "qatar" so I'll keep it "qatar" what the hell do I need it?”

But they said, “You know, I do…

But then I come back. And I will say this. I made it the old-fashioned way. It’s not going anywhere anyway but we're gonna go to Florida would you like to be Israel right now? They relied on us. They’ll all come back to LaGuardia where the firefighters are the heroes, little kids want to cut it. You saw it.

You know, because I used it, he’s using it. Politicians are all talk, no action. Believe me.

Third, at the very least, we must enforce the terms of the previous deal to hold Iran totally still am really rich. I’m in competition. What’s happening. Somebody made a lot of great deals, and I did them early and young. And now I’m building all over the place. This is inside our borders at home. We will deliver that speech very, very soon.


I will be the greatest business with China, Japan, Mexico, any other? Trump or Bush?

Actually, ah, what a group. What a group of people we’re letting all over. Something about how she’s got $60 millions of dollars from all of these ...

I'm not getting millions of dollars over there.

We get Bergdahl. We get Bergdahl. We get Bergdahl. We get Bergdahl, they get five killer terrorists. Israel does not name public squares after terrorism but Islamic radicalism and that would be it.

Now, let’s take Trump as President. Because we need to rebuild our military the too

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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