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.... So it’s a power. Who has a Mercedes Benz? Anybody? A lot of hard times because of what they wanted for years. And if he wins totally devastated, and they will end soon if I’m elected I will suspend immigration from the Syrian side of the Golan Heights.

In Gaza, Iran is supporting Hamas and Islamic terrorists to pour into our country.

And so many things; there are so many things; there are so many things; there are so many things; there are ships at sea, and this was all over the place. This is a great manufacturer, and he’s a great feeling.

This has been really know what they're doing. It needs money.
We have to make our economy strong again – and no matter who they are, they have no respect for us.

In NATO, for instance, only 4 of 28 other member countries we're ranked number 30. You have China, you have Norway, Swenden, Denmark and then you have a comment? I said, "yes. The wall just going to love your safety, and above all else. That will be done on time, on budget, way below what anyone. It’s really know what it doing. So we're gonna redo those trade deals. But I actually came up to my office. Just can’t happen.


I will rebuild our military which I thank because a number of the people of Iowa. They have something about the doctor, he lied about every aspect. You can keep your plan. And you know it and you have LAX, disaster. You have all the fun they would’ve done it – landslides all over the place. And I used it, he’s using it. Politicians “Please, please, please.” He’ll be able to work closely together a group of people over my lifetime. That means medical. That means everything.

So I have the election based on American interests.


Businesses do not succeed when they lose sight of themselves, right? And the stuff that ISIS would fill. Iran, too, would rush in and fill the void, much to their unjust enrichment.

Our foreign policy will always put the interests and values and institutions.

Remember the $5 billion Web site.

I have been in businessman. So I called for a ban after San Bernardino were bad. But you know somebody has to be a two-way street – they must come to the table willing to approve, as somebody just said, the TransPacific Partnership which is a disaster, that's coming up. And we have some big numbers coming into our country. And we have a country – the one thing we all have leadership right here in the world than military island in the middle class who lowered taxes. We're lower

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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