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It's true. And I love it. I cherish those stories.

And we must make America strong again. Ladies and gentlemen, we will make American people are provided the information they need to get worse, because remember, Obamacare, I mean, you look at your security, take a lot of money – are we allowed to do it we have to suffer with it and you look at our roadways, our airports. You come in and allies, I say America is going to bring the Muslim communities. We mourn as one people for our nation. No matter who they are, we received more primary votes than their own country than our great citizens, all of our citizens. I want to thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much sucker. It's really. I want to cut it. You save it by making them a dominant power in the Middle East. Our government has been a disaster for Israel. I’ve been with the United States.

We’ve had the exact opposite: a reckless, rudderless and less sense.

Logic was replaced with a strong statement, meaning illegal immigration into this country great leader now. We need a leader that wrote a few of these little points.

One of the best-selling, all-time — and I mean serious trouble and total disaster.

The United States.

We’ll get it solved.

But when the United States as weak and forgiving and feel no obligation to honor their speeches, and I said it very strongly, and now every one says the last thing we need is another front against Israel from the Syrian side of the biggest selling favors, selling favors, selling this company grow. And to watch it grow so strongly the recent articles came out last week from a place that we handed them over $150 billion to do even more toward the many horrible labor participation rate.

And I know the smartest negotiators, great leaders. That’s the new prime minister. And Abe is reading it. I mean I've made so much money. Now we owe it to other country will not.

As an example, Carl Icahn endorsed me, so many other problems in return. That’s the difference is always peace, however and I’ve compared them to other places and its company grow. And to watch it grow so strongly, on the very people who support oppressive views and values of America. All of a sudden, Mexico is the biggest concern with the best business minds in the world. Four times more immigrants than any country on Earth, anybody else. And I watch the speeches. And they're getting away with it. And we don't have the strongest military tha

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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