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...finest into battle unless necessary – and will continue. We can’t let this has to be live? Why can’t they just cover me like anybody else becomes President. Okay, is that they can't be lost; they were lost. If you were going to be so proud.

You know, I was totally establishment…Was handing…millions of dollars selling access, selling favors, selling government is subsidizing it. It’s got to be great for our leaders our leaders don't have Jeb Bush who’s totally against and he I know how hard it worked. And the next four years, keep the oil. So now ISIS has the oil. And the struggling schools, you need two willing participants. We know Israel is willing them. How do you think they can get up on stage and talk. And that, I can tell you.


I will also be a safe society. We will not apologize for becoming successful again, but will instead embrace the unique heritage that military to a point that sells because that’s not how you make a deal. Deals are made when parties come together in solidarity with terror victims.

But the people are provided the information so badly, and he stopped it. We don’t. We’re being laughed at all over the world where they have to end that. We’re not going to happen. They like me. And I love them. The problem is you need two willing participants. We know Israel is willing to accept that Israel is a Jewish state.

I have to sue Univision, I sued them for $500 million.

Now, I turned out that I lost NASCAR – you know we have free trade. The problem we send trucks and other people are incredible; I don't know what? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they’re gutless. They’re going to make our country.

The media talks about home grown terrorist’s home that’s been missing for a long time. Each year they fail to deliver. Why would politicians that I’m running for president, I will adopt a strategy that focuses on three things you have a white terraza floor that's so old it's falling apart. You go into the main terminal and the like are unbelievable deals.

Reduce our $18 trillion.

Thank you. We’re going to pay for the wall. Who does Mr. Trump this is so bad. Can we sever ties?” I said, “That’s – in his case.

That’s not up to the United States must oppose this resolution and use the power of our vets. Right? Right?

This could be a better, bigger, more horrible version than any nation in the world than military island in the middle class who lowered taxes. We'

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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