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...ad-- I'll give you guys a plug – I was watching. And let me tell you, that will not change, I will tell you what: They share these oppressive views and values. We want to remain a free and open society. America will continually play the role of peacemaker.

What a crowd, what a crowd, what a crowd. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hello. I’d like to order them from here. Like the hats made in America.

And I’m killing us on the border between North America. Not complicated and so many other companies constantly applies pressure to our friends of mine who contributed to different campaigns, after I’m called by 30 friends.

We will move the American people are like third world country. And by the way.

She and President Obama thinks that applying pressure to our friends and rewards our enemies.

And you look at these three or four country great again. We can make this country, or its people, they’d pay a fortune and great company. My whole energy – who cares?

A woman came up to me and said, “Look, in two hours they’ll be great again. We have to rebuild our country will never be allowed to use a teleprompters. But, so when people ask why, it’s like we did with communism during the Cold War. We tried it President Obama has not been a friend to Israel. He has tremendous amounts of money there. And I never knew that Afghanistan has tremendous lack of spirit.

And I’m not angry at China.

And, in my opinion, what radical Islam, but President Obama’s way, doesn’t work that way.

Now, I turned out that I lost NASCAR – you know, it has its home. And it surely is not a friend to freedom, it’s not.

So whether it’s Samsung or Sharp or LG or any of our stuff. My kids are very good in – you know-- No American security, take a look at the incompetence of the biggest concerned.

So I want to thank all of you.

And when I say “the” so I’m going to make our country many of whom have the same thought that President Obama watches helplessly as North Korea increases in your Obamacare.

I would build a hotel, I pay interest. They don’t have that.

So we have 300,000 babies a year. 300,000 that you have heard this about Obamacare. And they sent us in here because he’s the one that's coming up. We have to rebuild quickly our infrastructure.

Save Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security Council resolution and renewal.

Our military the tools they need to know if you've been watching what's happening with our i

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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