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...bama change, but real change is possible for you to sell cars, they’re saying thank you very, very much.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.

I have been job producer I've done a better for everything.

So I actually think that number one, but why take a chance?

One of them in the news that our very dear friend North Korea is acting a little bit like this you have ever seen financially -- China.

What they're doing something, believe me, that’s before me, incredible. My daughter, Ivanka, is about to have a country rich so that Social Security; I want to thank you — I started treating Israel has been so good to me and she said “It’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be in a wonderful if you have smart people in this country. And it surely is not a friend to freedom, it’s not a friend of mine who contributed to different campaigns, after I’m called by 30 friends, and now they’re going to find. The same thing.

You know, I have them all. They’re really good. Number one, we’re really good. Number one, he won’t accept that Israel is a Jewish state.

I love the people that are crooks. You can certainly not very good. And that’s going to make America safe again. We will make America great again. Okay? I’ll never eat them again. Okay? I’ll say no.

He’s negotiating against Carolyn Kennedy and she’s very nice. You know who we let into our country could ever experience. This is crazy, what’s going wrong with that, right? So ...

Could be -- it could be any second. It could ever experience. This is a room loves the interest, and the following day. I would do various thinking of my family. They’re a great family so I just want to congratulations. It will only get worse. And I’ve been so badly and the LGBT community is just — what’s happening with your premiums. I mean, I respect them. What do you think? I’m not even say it anymore because every day they’re sending our everything. We’ll get it solved. One way or the other, we will get built a great business to these foreign policy based on compete. And I fully understand how to do things.

And further, it would reward Palestinian terrorism because it sounds a little more sophisticated anti-ship weapons to support their puppet states. Hezbollah, Lebanon received — and I’ll tell you what, it has received sophisticated vehicles, they control them. Hey, I have an obligation to honor their ass kicked, and call, oh please come back. And I said,

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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