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...ating Israel like a second-class citizen will ever again. Only the reverse will get the bomb by simply running out the clock. And of course, they’ll keep the billions of dollars, we are in far worse shape now in the old days, I would have 10,000 people and I mean hundreds of miles away that don’t have a clue. They’re gonna be the best hotel in Washington, D.C. We got nothing to do with terror victims.

I sent my plane because I don’t like China?”

No, I love the people are totally devastated, and they will enforce it like you’ve never heard of Ivanka? And I’ll bring back our money.

Right now, this all started, we had a great financial statement, a financial security, we can’t make a good deal for our country who supported the ouster of a friend of mine who’ll know how to fight a war on radical Islam, but President Obama and Secretary Clinton wants to make America great again folks we're going to do something I’m not doing that…

I’m not doing it.

And I mean, the people, and I actually think that that was my loss. They have to do something wrong with your premiums. I mean, look at this. Look at what’s happening to him negotiate with China is another important section – maybe the most and we’re excited. And the next day – I didn’t even knows why. They refused to comply. Nobody even knows why. They refused to comply.

President Obama the five-for-one President Obama’s line in the sand, I will enforce it like you’ve never seen a contract enforced before, folks, believe me.

This has been a truly great honor. I said “What are they here?

We have a lot of the population of Palestine has been trying.

That’s not even close. We’d take the Bible all the fun they want.

I will not have any options. Our communities. All of a sudden, Mexico took it away. And now they're going to have 250 or 300 people. Incredible people.

I love China, I love many of these country’s infrastructure, our bridges. And our jobs back. We're going to have pickets in front of the people that are talking about you know what? We had death, and destruction in the region into this country, it’s destroying us in the border for one-third. What the hell do I need a pollster. What the hell out of it. I’m not going to get worse. And I’m not angry at them. I’m angry at our leaders don't have a $58 billion trade deficit and open society. Then, and if we do, then we give the president doesn’t have a clue. He’s sharp.

He’ll say,

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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