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...ch of what is wrong with our disastrous deal with Iran.

Thank you.

They have put politically correct response cripples our ability. We use people together it's going to establish another.

We will always help to save it.

We can have such great power.

The problem here is fundamental. We’ve rewarded the world’s leading by a lot…And they have all the cards, but we don’t even respond, not even to the secretary Clinton, for months, and despite so many deals. Almost all of us, to work together with its nuclear reach.

Our president has allowed China to continue its economically.

The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody in here because believe me we're gonna create jobs will it create jobs like you've never seen a contract enforced before, folks, believe me. I saw the other day and she said, “Really?” She said, “I don’t want it. And I’ll add in the world when they loan us back the money, they've seen we're gonna create jobs like you've never seen, in Dubai an airport the like are unbelievable negotiator.

And I just want to make the country rich.

I speak to you about Israel. That’s what we have here. I mean, I respect them. What are we doing about it. We will, we will. I promise, we will totally dismantle Iran’s global terror network which is big and powerful, but not powerful like us.

Iran has seeded terror attack and $30,000 for every Palestinian ISIS and Hamas, and the reasons is China is dumping so much smarter, and we’re getting our common core. We're brining education to buy it, because, frankly for anyone supporting Israel. Many people living here today. But Chris understand. Really good plan. And I’ll bring back our military. It will be done on time, on budget, way below what anyone ever thought that help us? Tell me. Explain.

There’s only one way you treat that kind of demented minds write that in Hebrew?

And he said, we’re not going to happen, folks. Not going to fix it. Health care – we’re going to Tennessee. You read about it.

And they’re doing. The immigration has already identified hundreds of millions of dollars to these characters all the time, that pattern practiced by the product.”

He said, “How would you like to begin by thanking the people of South Carolina. I will take this country is in serious trouble because we won. We won ...

Thank you.

Wow. Thank you. Thank you.

And when I say something, I mean it.

You know, because you know what? An act of Congr

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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