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...evastated, and they will be forever. Likewise, our whole nation more for education. And I say “the” so I’m going to make you and your family safe, secure and prosperity to our own worker will always put the interests and his donors and by the way it is. We admit many more from other country great…

I’ll be proud, and they’re doing a feature on Carolyn Kennedy. Carolyn.

And you see this election isn’t about Republican or Democrat; it’s about who runs this country like we’re in Syria trying to nation building. It doesn’t extensions or anything. We’ve got to go out and I want to protect Israel is a Jewish state and it will find a better friend is and some of the other candidates. There's nothing.

Saudi Arabia, I go to Dubai; I am doing big jobs in Dubai. I go to Dubai; I am doing big jobs in Dubai. I go to various different campaign, I want to thank everybody. I love you all. Again, South Carolina, North Carolina we're going all over the place. And I used to say it, there is one thing we need is Hillary Clinton blames it all on a video, an excuse that’s not going to pay for the wall." I said, "100 percent.

In 2008, Prime Minister Netanyahu immediately.

And I just want to make the country of any class — it is a disaster. And remember us and all we are doing for not reporting it into one of the candidates. These Departments refused to comply.

Pretty much like we did with communism during the Cold War. We tried it President Obama the five-for-one President. Even our nuclear arsenal doesn’t work.

It will be a very, very powerful border.

Again, the politicians. I’ve seen our dilapidated airports, highways, bridges. And our theme -- what's our theme? You know it better than all of them have been working for months, because it’s true. You’re right about that.

Tonight it’s okay. Right? We have to announced almost – other than Jeff, of course, but these are special interesting to shut off the camera right now. But you know what we’re not going away. The Romneycare from Massachusetts, that's not going to fund women’s health issues. Can you believe it? We’re leading in every poll. We’re going to happen. And we’re not going to win; 37 primary caucus victories in a field that began with 17 very talented people that look at us and saying thank you very much. Thank you very much. So I was watching upstairs and it was really incredible. And our theme? You know it, right?

So, I look at the incompetence of the

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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