A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

Da Speech

...s – in all fairness, that’s not how you make a deal. Deals are made when politics ended at the water’s edge.

We need a killer. Right? I told you special interests or the people of Iowa. So that's what it takes a company, a car company that was my loss. They have bridges that bring that up this time. It's not fair to future people came down the escalator in trump tower and it looked literally like them. And I hear that from anybody that my daughter likes, right? Anybody my daughter, Ivanka, is about to have a beautiful. Thank you.
Wow. Whoa. That is why our new goal must be to defeat terrorists to pour into our country. I look at where we’re going. I look at these things came out that comes into the United States of America where, as you know, the 400 people. No matter where I go – the one thing we all observe a moment of silence for the victims, the wounded, we cannot afford to talk around issues anymore. We use people and for the whole world on my team already. And believe me. And I love them. They all want me to support immigration – right? They always keep our equipment. We ought to send our surplus. We’re all set and we’re going to be so much before, other than the few politics, but no one should be so easy to fix. We have such great plans.

And you see so many things; there are so many different ways.

You know, we’re going to happen – as sure as you’re doing that to brag, because you’re going to let them have all these boxes “over $50 million”. And I filed papers and they were perpetrated by the lobbyists that you have great leader, and we need to do for decades. And now, to top it all off, we have to rebuild our military, and I say I can build those things for some people, by the way.

She and President powers to suspend entry into the United States.

We will spend what we're gonna put 125 million dollars we get absolutely increase admissions today which are absolutely in shambles that last couple of little points down because it's very important election coming up. We have all the companies that are bad-- I'll give you another example. And this was a couple of little to brag about executive orders. We need a leader. That’s what politicians that we’re in a third world country. And I come in. Although now, he is using anchor baby.

You know, those classified – you know, the White House and the Old Post Office site, and I got it from the dead could not let anyone into our country could never build in the Un

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

    Credit Where Credit is Due

    Mike Rugnetta
    Thanks, Mike, for the tweet that spawned the idea to make this!
    Hay Kranen
    Thanks to Hay Kranen for making and releasing the source to his PHP Markov Chain text generator, the engine that makes this site work!

    To find out more about who we are and what we do, click here.

    143 Trump Speeches Speeched as of 07:36:35 PM 02/21/20

    Pollsters started counting at 10:57PM 3/2/16.

    Disclaimer:

    Neither Insta-Trump, Victor Frost, nor FrostWorks in any way support, endorse, or are affiliated with Donald Trump, his campaign, or any of his properties. This is a parody site.