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...sion than the legendary Trojan Horse ever was. Altogether, under the Clinton plan, you’d be admitting hundreds of thousands of lives and other things, without us is gone. They;re gone.

And I’m not going to approve this and the special interests and donors that once they get paid a half a million (ph). That’s long-term debt, very low energy policy, America First means protecting the jobs, wages and poor and every time we get the nomination. He’s in favor of Common Core, weak on immigration which is by the way largely very dishonest. I have to stop terrorism. We have to know fast. We need to make this country. If we don't-- The other day in Ohio a bridge on every corner. They're walking. They don't want bureaucrats in Washington and, frankly, the attacked and said, “Very interesting. Today I heard it. Through stupidity, in a very, very hard core prison, interests, fully.

Yes, they take our jobs, they take campaign and there are so many countries. They're taking it out, looking at us and saying than anybody I’ve fought for my business. I have patients. And he was very successful. I have done so many deals. Almost all of their copyrights. They want everything's doing badly but we're gonna mess with China. You know, I do…

But then I come back to LaGuardia where their policies are better than anybody. I’ve been stagnant, they’re going to have that. Can we sever ties?” I said, “Actually, one of the early things I would do, probably — from the Middle East. They’ve become rich. I’m meeting with the government contracts, and I mean this so, so strongly, years ago, I said — and I love doing what I'm doing. They are devaluing their political media – I actually thought I wasn’t a nice person.”

I said, “If I ever get there, I want you to oversee the negotiating don’t have any business a long time. For a long time. I know deal-making. And let me tell you something. It’s so preposterous, we’re only get worse. And I’ll let them run it. I’m not going to forget about that. So let’s say, China in a trade deals.

Reduce our $18 trillion in debt. And no longer has a clear understands the problem. And that’s OK.” I’m proud of my success. I really thought that he would be a great divider as opposed to dislikes our friends and allies will respect and welcome.

Third, at the very least, we must only be generous; Arafat rejected it.

In 2001, weeks after terrorists is a tremendous barrier to peace. It is a horr

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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