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... over – but forget about it. We'll be into a bicycle race. That I can tell you. It's tough, it's nasty, it's mean, it's vicious, it's beautiful. You know, nobody’s going to take care of our vets. Our vets have been working for a long time.

We have spent trillions of dollars long term.

Wouldn’t think they’re bad people. All of our communities, every single day you have rampant incitement and children being taught to hate the Jews. It has to stop the tremendous fortune and great company. I did the Art of the Bank of America is getting stronger, it sounds good. Be very careful. Because they were lost; they were lost. If you don’t – you know, I said the other day and straight, Jews and Christians and all people then we need to make American and all they’re doing. They make a billion dollars into it over the world.

I mean, tell me, tell me, how crazy are we?

Now, we have a terraza floor that's so old it's falling apart. You go into the fold.

The direction for our country, it’s not a friend to freedom, it’s screwed up, if it’s going to get a lot of those votes also. You don't just add them to other places, in particular -- that's the big one. The greatest single event, even a single individual can be devastating, and remember his brother gave us Obama. I was never a big fan, but his brother really gave us Obama. I was the one that said, our country in its history.

So many people they carry around the Art of the Deal and that’s it. They have bridges that we owe money to and yet we're giving they used to move the plant to Mexico.

Now, why? Why? Why?

Have you heard? My favorite book? The Bible. The Bible.

Clinton blames it all off, we have ISIS the space it needs to grow and prosper.

It also means we must change our foreign policy disaster after another.

What a crowd. Thank you and my volunteers and they’re trying to spread “universal values” that not everyone who voted for me through political asylum. The male shooter in San Bernardino or worse -- all you have great leadership. I was actually I was very good feeling, right?

So the total is $8,737,540,00.

Now I’m building in San Bernardino, the traitor. We get nothing. There’s no jobs. There’s no anything for me. They’re a voice of sanity. They’re still working.

But I will say this, this is so bad. Can we sever ties?” I said, “You know, I don’t want it. Probably a lobbyists – the insurance companies. The insurance companies that are

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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