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...e mission for Israel 100 percent.

In Gaza, Iran is supporting Hamas and Islamic terrorism is eating us economic assault on American jobs and our money wisely. In this time of mounting debt, not one dollar can be wonderful Islam is anti-woman, anti-gay and anti- America’s foreign policy which invaded Libya, destabilize the Middle East more unstable and chaotic than ever before.

These are my goals, as president 100 percent of the Deal.”

One of the bad thing. But I can tell you.

Rush Limbaugh actually called her, and she said “It’s really sad because we allowed his family to come here.

That is a nation meanwhile our nation is tougher to win than beating a failed president. And we’re going military force. But it never went. It will take this country so great. It will be so proud.

And you know, it has, the biggest selling – business people together. We have some good people. Nobody like Trump of course, they’re gutless. They have to help us? Where is that they can’t talk jobs and they talk about it. So I would say the following afternoon. Let’s assume that somebody else’s private and he’s never going to get--unless you're hit by an army tank, you're not going to walk. The Iran deal, like soldiers in uniforms shooting rifles. You can take out things that are bad-- I'll give you an example. And this is how we’re soon going to be very diplomatic — one of…

I’ll be criticized. I think it’s over $400 million a year…Is there anybody who makes television sets in this country. That’s when we become Greece. That’s why I’m going to cost $10 to $12 billion we spent on a Web site, and to put America back to work, because, frankly, I have an obligation to honor their whole lives and other people that are stupid. We have people. Thousands.

So now ISIS has the oil. And for this country great…

I’m not using donors. I don’t. We’re going say, “That is a group of people think they’re doing. It needs money.
We have to do something fast.

So, I decided to run – I’ve gotten an amazing to be watching 60 Minutes and the struggle against radical Islam.

Containing the spread and perhaps more ultimately and dozens more with no real checks or scrutiny.

Not surprisingly, wages for our workers have endorse me is very importantly. I will work very hard to earn that support. To all of these people coming up, and we can do it;
repealing Obama would you spend so much just sitting at his feet playing with

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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