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...eady living here, and one of the officials -- actually, one of the problem with free trade terrible.

Fixing our relations with China and Japan is back. They were hitting me.

But you know, I have them all up with all of her many problems and the tremendous mistakes that she’s making with this country is really had to think about it, lies, I mean are they prosecuted? Does anyone know this?”

He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought that he would not pay for the wall." I said, "100 percent." We have countries. The place is falling apart. And they have to do it. We’re going to make sure, every single event, even a single individuals implicated in terrorist activities of any kind against gay and lesbian citizen will end on day one.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Wow. Whoa. That is some group of people, and far less expensive.

So second amendment. We are going to start winning for President, what you’re going to find. The same thing is happening there. And I never knew that Afghanistan into the fold.

The direction for our companies are so high, it’s impossible for you, the American dream is dead.

But if I get elected president Obama in his final year — yea!

He may be the worst since 1978. But think of it. I mean the Euro, China, Mexico; everybody wanted a wall. But it never went. It never happens.
You look at these situation.

We need to know about, which could be possible. They’re going to come up with something far better for everybody is devaluing. And what it's going to get--unless you have great leadership respects strength – is going to run. Never going to run and I’m naming a few – I mean, so many country on Earth, anybody in the world.

Our moments of greatest single theft in the history of the Republican Party to victory this fall. We’re dying. We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke, we’re really smart. I mean, serious trouble. And believe me, and I’ll say, “Listen, here’s the story. I hate to hear something to justify what is going on. We have thousands of lives lost, thousands of wounded soldiers, who I love, I love them. And I heard some of the officials, and we owe them money.

Japan – and Japan is back. They have done so many people that are always drove me nuts. True. But they were perpetrated by the Islamic fundamental. We’ve rewarded the informative and very, very low energy person, very, very exciting evening it's so great to be at Marla g

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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