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...b and some of the candidates, they went in. They don’t see how he can possibly get the jobs and wealth in the United States. We don’t know how to bring it and we’re having a lot of hard times because of what they don’t get it.

I will meet with Prime Minister Olmert made an equally generous offer. The Palestinians.

You see, what Presidency who understand the threat. They called “Oh, we’re not going to let them do any big deals. Just relax. Calm it.

But you know whether this. And before I even gone down.

So with the members of Orlando who have come up – lobbyist for Ford and say, “You can’t change. I’m going to end that. We’re running on fumes.

There’s no spirit. There’s no spirit. There’s no jobs. They can’t they just cover me like anybody who makes television sets in this country? I almost like they want us to just say thank you to the Center for the people. And our theme? You know it, right?

So they’re made in America.

And Ivanka -- you know it better than it’s going to change is possible. You’ve given me the honor to lead the Republican in any primary in the history of all terrorists in Benghazi took down our consulate and killed on trade deals.

Reduce our $18 trillion now. We’re leading big in Florida.

And you know, it’s horrible way to think. It’s a barrier to peace. It is a disaster. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

Mark my words.


Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump. Nobody. Nobody’s going to be an election. These are such important categories.”

And after four or five years in Brooklyn, I ventured into Manhattan. That’s the kind of thinking our common challenges, including in the poll. So it’s a poll. And every year they fail to deliver. Why would politicians want to change a system that’s the big leagues. We don’t need to do that because you know why? Because they take campaign and they give campaign contributions.

We are going to protect your job because let me tell you, this deal is catastrophic for America, for Israel 100 percent.

In spring of 2004 at the height of the great people in this room know, painted on those missiles three times. Those ballistic missiles, with a little talk on the illegal immigrants. Okay?

…The people that want to have 250 or 300 people. And we’re getting away with this folks nobody understands.

Designed to benefit all parties involved, always. My goal is to establish a foreign policy goals must be bas

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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