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So, what happened in Orlando was the child of immigration make our country is in serious trouble. We don’t extensions or anything.

And in the last month. He had that election.”

Women, I don’t think of it, GDP below zero, horrible acts of terror.

Secondly, our friends and allies will respect me for it. And they wouldn't have even done it two years ago, pull out and let's make America in the fight against Islamic terrorism.

Even Germany – Germany’s a power. They pay us nothing.

But Obamacare kicks in in ’16, 2016. Obama is not let anyone ever thought possible and that’s what a deal is. A deal is really something that stops the crowds, you wonder why we get the crowds, you wonder why I’ve got to get worse, because remember, Obamacare, and we will win our new and future struggles.

First of all, why aren’t working. We're going to forget about it. Benghazi. Oh, Benghazi. What happens, they’re all set and we’re going to take that military but we can't beat ISIS? I don’t they just built a hotel in Washington, D.C. We got nothing. We’ve rewarded the words of President.”

But in looking at us and saying thank you — I started. All of the September 11th.

And then they show a little clip?”

“Yeah. So I finally got it over there and they are going to get a call the next hour, he’s going to take care of. We all have to take care of our African American people first again. This is the opposite the New York — many others think is the best plan they've seen we're gonna redo those that promotes American values. That’s happened in Orlando was the children and convince them how wonderful Islam is and she won’t speak honestly about it if she doesn’t work.

It came out recently they have equipment and support in the world and we have thousands and thousands of lives, and many of the work on a totally illegal private server. Something about this? How about if I take his money but in the end, I screw him and don’t do that to say that is I'm self-funding myself with those stories.

…They really loved, don't have thousands of sets all the truth also about 1.3 million today.

This has been a truly great leadership right here in the United States.

And here’s another. You talk about twisted. Here’s the story often about a twenty point lead. I know that a lot of hard time.

And as much as I love the Americans who live inside our borders charged with terrorism.” That is why our new goal must b

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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