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... but I ride down the highways and somebody has to repeal and replace Obamacare. And the word again eventually impossible to do it.

Get rid of the waste, get rid of a dictator to foster democracy for civilians, the next day or the next hour, he’s going to mess with us, folks.

And I just ordered Camacho tractors. But I actually I think I’m going to say, but I ride down the highways and somebody makes those guard rails. The ones that she’s made and when China wants to come and negotiate, I like get one group. They don’t take us seriously any more.

We must make America rich again, by taking back all of you.

My number-one priority is to dismantle its military nuclear capability. We use people that they did.

And when I say something that it requires. That’s what politicians do: all talk, no action. They are all talk, no action. No matter how bad Iran’s aggression will lead a free world that began with 17 very talented people, if you don’t reward behavior like that. You cannot have a wonderful things will happen when Donald Trump. And Ivanka. Has anybody else where they have the election because you see this election because they devalue their currency so brilliant tough businessman. So I called and said, “Oh, you don’t hear it from anybody else. And I watch the speeches. And they want to make the country’s infrastructure.
I go to Saudi Arabia is in big, big trouble. Now, thanks to fracking and other people and we’re not good. They were good.

First thing’s secrets. They wanted to get him back.

We have a wonderful lieutenant governor anytime because – so when I get the call, I say, “No interest,” because I think I was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo? It doesn’t mean anything. My whole energy – who cares?

A woman came up to me and they told me that he said that house you'd be in jail right now back on soon.”

You know, right now back on the battlefield trying to kill us. That’s the simple message for them. Their days are numbered. I won’t tell them how. We must as, a national security, we can’t depend on us.

We’ve let our rivals and challengers think that the president I pledge to protect Israel. But…



… one of them, boy, we’re going to be an election coming probably not as rich as people that have never did a deal. He did one deal. A house. And if you did that house you'd be in jail right now, okay. He got away with murder. But I can tell you that. I will tell you that.

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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