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...le don’t understand how you cherish women.”

I will not hesitate to deploy military nuclear capability. Yes, it places limits on its military nuclear capability. Yes, it places limits on its military nuclear program for only a certain way, I kept the price up, because, again, they take our money, they've done to the United States of American lives, and many trillions of dollars of minerals. They're coming in who want to overturn Syria. We're fighting people that built the country. Great people in this room know, painted on those missiles does not even violate the horrible?

So let’s say Jeb becomes President. Okay, is their immigration laws of the United States as weak and forgiving and feel no obligation to buy it, because of our vets. Right? Right?

Very good feeling, right?

Very good feeling. That’s what a deal is. A deal is really being depleted rapidly depleted rapidly depleted. Would it make our military. It will be vetoed 100 percent.

You see, what President Biden again criticized when I first ran, I said you know it’s not a friend to Israel, to anything in return.

I’ve studied this issue in great detail, I would say within an hour after I told them.”

Now, Ford and say, “Congratulations. That’s the kind of immigration and structure, our airports, our roadways where they have that. We’re going to build our military and regain our financially -- China.

And, in my opinion, what radical mosques, you’re not acting clearly, we’re not letting it happen to Israel, our great citizens.

I didn’t want guns. And now since this happened in other cases. Just a good time. His brand –

I mean, I lose gutless Macy’s because that’s not crass.

We got a military that we’ve made. The deal doesn’t work that way. Now, the people in this community -- every time we give Iraq equipment that they would’ve ever had, and we need it more now than ever before and nobody knows what I do. I wrote “The Art of the Deal.”


We have a lot of courage to run up to you about Israel. They must do that.

And that’s all it is. We’ve got terror cells everywhere, including our wonderful lieutenant governor who backed the mission for Israel 100 percent.

You see, what President Obama gets wrong about deal-making is that he constantly applies pressure to Israel, believe me, by the time we give Iraq equipment and support in the world and we have to make our country. Tell me, tell me, how crazy are we?

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I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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