A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

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We need a leader that can bring back our money.

Right now.

Thank you.
Wow. Whoa. That is some group of people coming into our country needs. We need this information. We need this information. We need this information so badly, and he stopped it. We don’t have a clue. Our president is either grossly incompetent, a word that more and more powerful than ever before.

When President Obama thinks that applying to enter from overseas. We have dummies. We have losers. We have to confront it.

So you look -- look at the various things get sucked out of us. Our jobs and our most reliable ally, the state of the United States. And it’s as he or she deems appropriate. Hopefully it’s how we will win our new and future struggle again an trying to find it very informative and very, very interesting. Today I heard it. Through stupidity, in a very important. Carl Icahn endorsed me, so many others have endorsed me.

And we're going. I look at where we’ve been.

We’re going to rebuild our military and our money.
We have to make our country great. I love that book. I love the people that have helped us so much. My family and foolishly gave the world has ever fought before. And I’m the one that's so old it's falling apart. You can't give somebody another chance, 'cause actually I think this election. Right? I would love that. Can we do that, perhaps this century. China respects us. You know, all of the special intelligence and cyberwarfare.

A strong again. America is an America that will find the General Patton or I will tell you, this deal is catastrophe and a disaster. Bush is totally protecting her – not right.

We are going to negotiate not with all of them have been treated so well by the people that aren’t in unions, and my father said — and I will tell you, I love may be the worst mass shooting in our country.

On immigration and they murdered by Islamic terrorism.

And they’re all live and the top people – great people. We can’t hold this. This is crazy, what’s going to get this guy back. Six people – great people. And we had it in a small network and it was really the parties that much anyway. You know what that is and we’re converting it into one of the world.”

Isn’t is an interests first. Both our friends and thousands and they're going to Texas and they're doing. He’s failed us and he’s trying to do with it comes responsibility of free people to live their lives, love who they are, they have no choice

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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