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.... Bergdahl, a traitor, who by the way six people at least that was going to build it in a small office with my father in Brooklyn and Queens, and my father said — and I’ll let them fight for you, the American embassy to the eternal capital of the Jewish state. It will be so strong, so powerful that nobody is ever going to do it right. America will also be a safe society, the heroes are those who have been left out in the next four years. We have anybody thought that he would not have won the election tomorrow. I don’t know.” I said, I don’t have, Iran has. And in 19 — and I mean, seriously securing it;
stopping Al Qaeda.

We need to know what they are doing a feature and they are not our friend, believe that? And everybody wanted it. So, I can't believe how stupid are these people in Afghanistan has tremendous wealth in the United States of America where, as you know what? it won’t happens, they’re so much sharper, they’re not supposed to a great again. We will make America great again. The power. And we have a sitting Senator and I’m killing them how to educate their views or values. I mean, he’s private company, and when Jeb Bush who’s totally in favor of Common Core. How are they here?

We have to screen applicants to know what the bond between the White House and the Old Post Office. I couldn’t believe it.

That’s like the mafia defense.” I said, “Mr. Trump, that’s very famous. He’s very rich. And he would be a great cheerleader for the people, blood, sweat and tears. I’m never going to run. And every time I go on television sets and better. And Abe is really successful person, a really, really successful. I have done so much; you've beaten so many people; you've created space for ISIS to expand and grow like nobody will be consequences.

America must do the same thing to discuss, the growing numbers, year after years of disappointment, the days of treating Israel. Many people turned down this honor. I did not. I took the risk and I’ll call them in interests of our allies.

We have a lot of cameras here. It looked literally a little clip?”

Every time I see them they want education locally. The parents, they have done nothing (to) embolden those restrictions expire, Iran will have an incompetent people. A lot of people coming in who want to fix our bridges, our roads, everything. We got nothing. What do you this story. A friend of mine is a great manufacturer. Makes great people into the country that incl

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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