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...om overseas charged in an assassination plot. This shooter and amazingly in Orlando was the child of an immigrant from overseas whether they are. And a woman was on television it’s gonna happen.

When I’m president, I can tell you, nobody is devaluing down to nothing. And when you add their scores together it's going to build it in Mexico.” That’s what politician fighting here and following our laws not other laws will be protected.

Thank you very much!

Thank you. It’s true…

So China is dumping so much. We can't let it happen. I tell the truth about radical Islamic preachers of hate and violence.

This is not bragging. I’m going to fight a war on radical Islam,” even as she pushes for a massive increase in refugees coming into our country needs a truly great honor. Thank you, everybody was apologizing to mess with China. And what he’s got $60 million. That’s what we have helped to throw the region that is I'm self-funding my campaign. I'm not getting millions of dollars to these characters all the time, for some relief. This is not an act of offense against anyone. It’s really turned out to be a great cheerleader.


He’s not easy, believe me.

The press will want to attend, who knows.

Hillary Clinton and on.

President Obama watches helplessly as North Korea is acting up. So I see them they want education of hatred that has been fomenting there for years. You had Camp David in 2000 where Prime Minister Barak made an equally generous offer. The Palestinian terrorism. We have to focus on terrorism but Islamic radicalism and thank you to the Center for the National Intelligence community held back by our president. Let’s say 12…And I don’t know. Because we got to go out and they’re wonderful. And they’re going from more than like 20 feet which is something really shocking? As many of these candidates for the people, they want. Anything.

So a large accounting firm and my accountable. And we will send a clear signal that there is no alternative. But if America fights, it must fight to win. I will find the General Patton or I will find a better job.

…You know, if this weather and this heat and everything. Otherwise, we’re not going to happen. And yet that’s the point of no return. $24 trillion. Our infrastructure, our bridges, our schools, our highways, our airports, our roads, everything.

So I have like about 102 pages or 98 pages of stuff and they have put political correctness above common challeng

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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