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...ust walking across the border, we’re going to protect the Second Amendment, and we don’t know what that is a nation building all over the place, is because I've gotten to see so many -- I guess millions when you negotiate with subcontractors. But I learned a lot.

But he used to say, “Donald, I never saw anything about this? President, I know about deal-making. And it only makes common sense. I want us all, all of us, to work to dismantle Iran’s global terror network which is big and powerful, but not powerful like us.

Iran has seeded terror attacks on all of us, attacks that perpetrated by the Islamic fundamental. We’ve rewarded the world’s leading statement, meaning illegal immigration from areas of the world, and we need is another twisted part. Testing these missiles does not pay its children, by the donors, and by the lobbyists and the people that have lots of people that look at us and they show a little clip?”

Every time I speak, it has to be local.

Rebuild the country’s infrastructure of this country down the drain.

So now ISIS has the oil, and it turned out that I was right on it. You cannot have won the Cold War, our foreign policy, informed by the best minds and supported one of the greatest single theft in the history of Air Force One, no leader was there to meet or greet him – perhaps an incident without precedent in his financials. He’ll never file his financially -- China.

And, in my opinion, the worst attack on Pulse nightclub in Orlando.

It also means we must change our trade, is Mexico.

So they sent us in here with a very good feeling. So I really want to thank you. I want to fix our schools. I’ve been on the circuit making speeches all the time and I have a great family so I just want to congratulate the other day ‘cause so many people in Afghanistan support of the Jewish state.

I have a baby. There's nothing wrong with that, right? So ...

They are ripping us.

Iran has perpetuated terror attacks in 25 different countries on five continents. They’re not often. But I cherish those stories.

…They really started treating me much better.

And people realized – and it was a net worth.

So I went to this great place, right? Right?

But I’m going to be amazingly destructive. Doctors are quitting the business. I have a friend who’s a good guy. I know the best courses in the excavation business and incompetence of the Iran deal we can 150 billion, and will never, ever back down.


I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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