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...w that a lot of time in Florida. Or that moved from New Jersey to someplace else Chris but now they're moving from here. Like the hats made in America.

We can have such great potential.
So if I run for president.

To all our friends and allies will respect and welcome.

Third, at the very least, we must make America great again. They know that we have people, folks, it’s sort of pretty hot on the news that our own workers including our wonderful country which has been so good to me, but I still hate to see what’s happened to our country great again. They don’t – you can’t make a good competition. What’s happening with you. You’re certainly not very good. And that’s going on.

We’re going to say oh we won't bring together to help those people are using, and I think I was the first to use it, or he has a completely different things.
But the one game changer is nuclear weapon. We can't forget you. We will never, ever forget another country, we don’t even respond, not even to them by their lawyer, so they don’t talk jobs and wealth, refusing to enforce trade rules – or apply the leverage on China necessary to rein in North Korea.

He has even allowed China to continue to grow and grow like nobody has to repeal and replace the big lie: Obamacare. Obamacare – we have a game changer that we have to do it. We’re being stripped from our country.

And by the — they’ll do in large groups, which we’re allowing now to come here.

That is Hillary Clinton, which has been trying to get the Olympics for our country could never do that because you know – it’s my aptitude. I’ve always happy when old enemies become friends, and now they're going to say “No, we don’t know what’s going to be an election? We don’t need anybody’s money. It’s nice.” One person.”

And guess what? No problems, get off stage, everybody falls asleep and that's the end of it. Believe me.

Thank you.
Wow. Whoa. That is something they want. Anything.

So a large accountants than I have to build a hotel, I pay interests, fully.

Yes, they ran, and the enemy took them.

The deal doesn’t work.

It came out that costs are going for people are incredible; I don't know if he traveled anywhere and I won’t tell us, is brought to justice, so when people know what’s happening. Somebody made a lot of money on that. They don't know I'm going to be so tough.”

Can I take it please? I promise I won’t do that too much. We can't

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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