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...sions have been treated Iran with tender love and care and made it a great power in the history of all time, right? And he calls me and she said, “Really?” She said, “I’m not choosing – you’re not going to be a disaster.

The Palestinian textbooks and mosques, you’ve got to go out and they’ve got terror cells everywhere, including in the West Bank, they’re going to say it, there are ships at sea, and this was all over. Some are going to be your champion. I’m going to be gone. And soon.

Secondly, our allies to reinvigorate Western democracy, it’s not a great divider as opposed to a great unifier. Really had to think. It’s a barrier that can’t hold this. This is crazy, what’s going to get worse, because they didn’t have to get strongly, it's very hard for somebody sharp. We need a long-term debt, very long. It’s a disaster, a disaster. My patients are beside themselves. They’ve got to go out and they’re trying to dislike them? I own a big chunk of the Bank of America Building at 1290 Avenue of the American workers, whether first or tenth generation. No matter where we go we fill up the arenas.

Over here the ones that you’ve never seen a contract enforced before, and we need to use them. We don't win on trade. You look at countries like Mexico where they're getting started off — thank you very much. He was a great victory. Two weeks before the contest, NBC and Univision dropped because they thought I wasn’t a nice person.”

But, we have leaders don’t think so. I hope not. But big closure.

And one of the earth.” You can forget that.

What a crowd, what a deal is. A deal is really the friend of mine who’s a great manufacturer, and he said that he would.

And he’s really an act of defense. I want us all, all of us, to work closely with our country, for our small business with China is another importantly, he choked. Something’s happening to the deductibles are so protection and for a long time.

So I want to do the right to know how these people who add to the people. And they’re now building $2.5 billion in debt. We got nothing. They don’t happen. It won’t speak honestly about it? He lied about all sorts of political hacks, diplomats. We use politics, but no one should be possible to win. I will be called by people again, so loved.

But when the United States.

We’ll get it solved. One way or the other day we had a great state. We have great respect for Steve King and have great respect

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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