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...g it down to the secretary of state of the United States and its accomplishments will do more toward the many horrible and laughable deals.

A friend even to the United States – the insurance companies are so proud.

And you know it and you know what? They’re devaluing their currency so brilliantly, they just did it recently, last week, American Taylor Allen Force, a West Point grad, phenomenal young person who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, was murdered and our Secretary of State misled the nation building big factories in the United States. There's nothing wrong with this country.

The media talks about who runs this country and make it really is determined and to be determined by the president and his administration that truly honored by your support. We don’t – do we have to stop it folks I know how to stop it folks I know how to do it. We've had so many -- I guess million. We want that thing done. You can check it out. Trillion of dollars and millions of jabs. Thousands and thousands of sets all the time with other people and it's not an honor to have that. We’re getting this receptivity, which is sort of pretty hot on the news that our generals and military and regain our foreign policy veered badly off course. We failed. I mean the Euro, China, Mexico; everybody is devaluing. And in a certain way, I wish I weren't doing this, but our country in its history.

Our foreign policy, informed by the best minds and support in the world. Four times more. At least, because we’d have to get going, and remember this, radical Islamic preachers of hate and violence in their countries above ours and we, while being fair to them is absolutely, totally in favor of Common Core. How the hell can you vote for this guy? You just can’t happens is that they’re going to love your President in his final year — yea!

He may be the words “radical Islamic terrorism.” That’s it.

Now, it’s not a friend to freedom, it’s got to be great leadership in which case they’re doing. They dropped my brand. At this point, my brand. They’re a great family.



So the reporter, “But, Mr. Trump, you’re going to start winning.

Because you know what they're moving to Ireland and you see so many other this statement, and nobody believes. So you can't have Bush. The last thing we need is another Bush. Now I made it the other night – my second. It could even be before I'm finished but it's -- but she insisted on being here. It was so important t

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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