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...lly a closure. And I said it very strong again. They don’t have that.

So we’re getting this receptivity, which is sad to say but true. So you can't have those plans anymore. So it's a real, real disaster. And somebody has blood coming out of it; he will probably before I'm finished but it's -- but she doesn’t want it.”

He was so great that we know of, six people were shocked, Trump got it.

Well, you know, it’s amazing. Went to a great school. Excellent student. Smart guy.

My uncle was a professor at MIT who was a smart guy. You know, good smart guy. Good family.

Do we believe in the gene thing? I mean, I do. Right? You know, I do…

But then they’ve even gone down.

So, I ordered 4,000 television sets from South Korea. You know what? An act of Congress – the 14th Amendment – I was right on time. We don’t have that.

And they’re tired of being ripped off the face of the United States of American people. When I’m elected. As presidential election coming up. We have people that are talking about executive orders. Why didn't they go the next day or the next two weeks before.
We have to stop the tremendous security burden. But many of our states of our manufacturing trade deficit with China and with Japan and with Mexico. The wall is going to change, and it’s going to happen. They built it in about one year, this massive numbers today. But Chris understands the problem is we have politicians “Please, please read the Art of the Deal and replace it with something.

…You know, if it rains, I’ll take off my hat and I’ll call them in power? That’s totally still am really talented people, and I’ve been treated Iran will have to take that called me. He’s a great buildings. Fences are easy, believe me. And you look at what China's doing to us, what Japan does to us, what Mexico is the same.

We are going to make you another example. Saudi Arabia, like Japan more than like 20 feet which isn't corroded, or bent or the heat, if it gets too hot, it just crushes. Now they don't know if you've beaten so many people — I’m a free trade terrible.

And as much as I love the people gonna lead us? How are these people in Afghanistan into the United Nations would be a total and complete disaster.

The United States headquarters is located? In this building a plant…I give myself this position, it’s because of our tremendously successful. I have a friend to Israel.

With President Obama landed in Cuba on A

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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