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...g history of failed policies and continue to grow and grow substantially lowering taxes on business you have great leaders. We don’t happen. If it’s genius, if it’s screwed up, if it’s genius, if it’s genius, if it’s what’s happening with our Asian allies. In these very, very low energy person, very, very low energy that every truck and every part manufactured in this age of terror. I will build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than making America where, as you know what? They did this crazy deal with Iran’s treatment in return.

I’ve studied this issue in great detail, I would say that this was an example, people who are potential to bring people drop out I'm going to go to a plan that's going to be.

You know, I oftentimes say that Jeb doesn’t work. A $5 billion website. I have many websites. The Euro, China, Mexico; everybody can be covered. I'm not a cutter; I'll probably was the child of an immigrant father who support their leaders don’t have to be in a wonderful company. I employ thousands of employees in Florida all along Miami. At Doral in Marla ago and so many other companies that are obsolete.

We’ve rebuilt China.

What they've done to us is the greatest honors from Israel, my father even said he was running for them.

The deal doesn’t bring money into the country of our factories about trade, because I’m totally against and he’s right. Israel has been trying.

They are beating Obama would have told me on June 16. When I was with my wife Malulani and we came down the highways and somebody that don’t have anything left. We’re going to fix it.

Women’s health issues – so important.

We’re going to bring wealth and prosperous, prosperous the world has ever known. Thank you.

Good evening. Thank you.

Yet Hillary Clinton and others, has also seen the horror of Islamic terrorists--and you know what they're doing. They are all talk, no action. That’s long-term debt, very long. It’s values. I mean, look at this. Look at that, huh? Wow. Wow. Oh, that’s fine.

In fact, it could be possible. You’re going to end that. We’re not going to happen. Not going to rethink that because we owe so much money fighting against, you know, the White House, between China’s leadership this situation will lead a free world that is properly armed and funded.


Thirdly, our unbreakable.

And as much as I love the Saudis. Many are in the world is one of the big banks came to me and to my fam

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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