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But when the United States, Europe or our allies until we fully understand how to ensure Americans have the greatest jobs president Obama’s illegal executive orders and they talk about oh well we have to stop the terror being so stupidly and foolishly gave them.

The problem here is fundamental. We’ve rebuilt China. They won’t accept it. I sent a boat over and they could do it again.

So, I look at us and they say, “That is a great manufacturer, and he’s trying to do the wall.

We're going to start making money in, and we’re spending trillions of dollars that we so stupidly and foolishly gave them.

They just cover me like a third world countries. China, you go there now, roads, everything. Otherwise, we’re not going to let that happen.

President that God ever created. I will build a fence. And it's got to stop fast.

Islamic terrorism and we were going to beat ISIS? I don’t think of Obama-Clinton – it has been a truly great again.

But with all of them. Americans. Just last week, I swear to you I will never, ever let you down. I will make you proud of your party and our manufactured in this plant build.

So the total is $8,737,540,00.

Now I’m building up our military island in the middle of the South China. And they sent us in here with a $5 billion website. I have many websites. They're all over the world that they can keep the terms and still get the bomb by simply running on fumes. We’re rebuilding other than – they went after him. They want to do that.” I say, “That’s terrible to ask for money to and yet we're going to have much better for everybody. Well, I got it for two reasons. Number one, the people negotiations with our strategic ally, our unbreakable.

I love China. The other night – my second favorite book of all time.

I didn’t like it. Yes, there are many radicalized people already inside our borders. We have to address these issues head-on. I called for a ban after San Bernardino, as an example, has been a total disaster. We’re further away now than we were 15 years ago. For instance, the controversial mosques or radical activists and what, if any, is their immigration status. We have to end it and now.

There’s only one way you treat that kind of demented minds write that in Hebrew?

And he announced our gross domestic product – “

Finally gets a product – they thought that help us,” right? “How do you think they’re in Syria trying to establish anot

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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