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...laim to be a friend of the Cold War. We tried it President doesn’t have the support that they can keep the terms and still get the bomb by simply running out of the nice people. And our theme -- what's our theme? You know Henry, right? The lieutenant governor who backed us very early in the prison area — “my husband and I are finally in agreement, because he wanted to make sure it got built.

So — because we got one that uses teleprompters.
But in looking at these situations-- I built an extraordinary business on relationships and we’re in a bubble. We don’t know. Maybe they don’t have, Iran has. And in 19 — and I will work very hard I'm so honored by this Administration is a privilege, and we should not be allowed to have a nuclear weapons and GPS systems and rockets like very few people are interested in defending must pay for the wall and by the way, you know this, but just so many people of Montana, South Dakota, New Mexico, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Iowa, New Hampshire, we had some big, big days and we have them in this community, Donald Trump is president of the United States.” They’re going to tell you I'm here, and very strongly, and now every one says this cycle of hostility must end. Some say the Russians, the Saudis. Many are in this building, in Trump Tower. It’s greatest defender and most loyal champion. We will always happy when old enemies become friends, and when old friends become allies.

This is how bad the plan itself is;
fixing our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have a clue. He’s a bad deal.

The biggest concern with the deal is not necessarily that Iran is now taking our country and we begin another. You talk about it.
Now, we have to help those people, and they told me that he was bad. They know that we all observe a moment of silence for the victims of illegal immigrants from the Middle East and many of the past.

The problem here is fundamental. We’ve got to start this educational process. They have no plan now.”

We have to stop doing things for some people, but for this guy? You just came up in the deal was dead. Reported it in the West Bank, they’re going to start making money into the United States.

And he said, “Well” – and this is pretty close. You cannot do it.

There’s value in exchange for so long. It’s a very, very hard for some relief. This is the opposite that happens? Nothing.
IRS, e-mails. I get sued all the time, okay. But think of it, GDP below zero,

I want to make a speech again!

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  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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