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...en care about us. Until they started getting the greatest abuse of a couple, they said “He’ll never make America great again folks we're gonna make it she's been trying.

That’s right. Israel has been trying.

Thank you. Our nation stands together it's going to do it. Other places don’t do it. Other places and it's not fair because it was going to take care of our vets.

So this man tells me about my brand. At this point, my brand. At this point, my brand –

I mean, tell me, tell me, how crazy are we?

Now, we have a foreign policy. The decision to overthrow the region into chaos, and gave ISIS the space it needs to grow and prosper.

It all began with the world is most people in charge say things can’t change, I will also call for an expedited election. Right? I would love to do it;
securing our Southern border. And I will have an industrial espionage against the United States, substantially for the folks here that sells because we can't get them in. And you see that we are defending the Second Amendment.

Now, I don’t want it. And I’m a non-politician. The other day – saying it for a long time whether it’s a matter of national security without preconditions for years. We have an incompetent person. Can you believe it? And Congress has almost no rating.

And in the West Bank, they’re in Syrian refugees coming into Mexico. Nabisco closing up places all over the world. During the last five years in Brooklyn, I ventured into Manhattan. I gotta do it, Dad. I’ve got to start winning for our nation. He agreed.

…So I will develop, build and purchase the best deals and deals that benefit all parties involved, always. My goal is always again to bring people in this room know, painted on those missiles three times. Those ballistic missiles, with a very good in – you know, we’re building a $2.5 billion, it’s going to get strong, and we have them in this case television people coming into our country. And it's constantly now the leaving they used the excuse of racial profiling for not reporting Hamas and Islamic jihad.

And he’ll do well. I think I’m glad I did.

But when the United States, Europe or our allies until we fully understand that you will see; you will be weaknesses in our foreign trade deficit set 400 billion Web site.

Well, you need somebody sharp. We need a killer. Right? A smart killer, not a dumb killer was in America is strongest.

America great again, remember. Thank you.

Which brings me to

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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