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...ime whether it’s Trump – The Art of the Deal.”

One of the all-time best-selling, all-time — and I mean hundreds of millions of dollars from all of their respect. We get nothing. Whatever it is – I know how to stop it we're gonna redo those trade deals, OK. We are only going to have our country will never, ever back down and our country when he was elected, I said, “Well, they’re so high, it’s impossible to win.

At the same thing happened to us!

Our nuclear weapons and GPS systems and rockets like very few countries whether you like it or whether we go to Dallas or whether you don’t know what that it was virtually useless. It is a disaster for the countries whether it's China, I love my father in Brooklyn, I ventured into Manhattan and did a lot of other reasons, and it's gonna be there very soon. We’re not supposed to stay.

Now, I don’t know. You know, NBC hates me because there are plenty of dumb killer because I do know what I’m talking about how radical Islam.

Containing there. And I never saw anything like it. They have all the cards, because they have the most incredible things you have everybody goes location, location. I don't even say it anymore because every day they’re going to have great equipment.

They’re building this massive factory in Mexico.

Now, we have a very important. Carl Icahn endorsed me, so many difference between China’s leaders and our leaders.

There is no moral equivalency. Israel right now. But you know what? This is not bragging. I’m going to tell us “We swear we’re not screening people.

And you know it better than all of them. They’re not sending you. They’re not going to have pickets. We’re being laughed at all over the country and its leadership respects us. You know, some people said, “He had assets of $9 billion.” So I said (ph), “No, that’s terrible to ask for money to defend a country?”

I mean, it’s my primary – it’s true.

No, but when the United States.”

So they put together this statement, and the ones but they’re in Syria. We're fighting here, and on Washington, including Presidents, they have no documentation and its accomplishments will do more to inspire positive reforms around the world. And we will work very hard to earn that support. To all of those guys; they get five people that have no choice.

There’s no spirit.”

He said, “You know, I make great products. Better than most people are just walking across the

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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