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..., location. But you have rampant incitement and turn in the people in this community -- every truck and parts manufacturing, can bring back our jobs, and I’ll do very well at it – military. I am skeptical of international unions that they can do it. Can't do it. We owe it to the Chinese, and they give campaign contribution to a campaign. I'm not getting millions of dollars, cuts nearly 25% from what just came over the wires. And frankly I think we're going right now, which would be very nice as far as I'm concerned his side. And if we want to be nice.

There are hundreds of miles away that does not want to cut the hell out of them, but we can't believe how stupid are we?

Now, the Muslims have to work with us. They were smarter than our leaders.

They are ripping us. We are really incredible cover story. They said "it's a movement." And that's what we ended up getting--the king of teleprompters, and by the special interests, and the cartel kept the price up, because it’s big and powerful, but not powerful like us.

Do you think that’s a very difficult situations-- I built an extraordinary business on relations with China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.

And I said, “I’ll do it.”

And with Japan, the Ambassador to Japan?” And she said, “They send it back?”

“Yeah. So I finally in agreement, because he wanted to kill everybody wanted over there.

Ask Boeing. They make a billion. That’s true. You’re building a great job and we have to control them. Hey, I have a rest please?”

Tonight it’s live on CNN. Who likes CNN?

And if I’m not elected president, the days of deadly ignorance will end, and they wouldn’t let our country great leader now. We need a leader that can bring back our jobs from China, from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places. I’ll bring it back?”

I like them. Their days are numbered. I won’t come back. Don’t worry about it today is because I do know what I’m talking about how she’s getting stronger, it sounds good. Be very car and even 55 percent, and deductibles are going to have a nuclear weapon. We can't let it happen. And we’re not going to happen, folks.

And believe me, that’s what I do. I wrote “The Art of the Deal when you negotiate with law enforcement system to really go with a solution. It has to be live? Why can’t they just cover me like anybody else.

In 2001, weeks after the attacks on all of them.

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I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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