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...l one; that’s going to stop it. We’re going to sell cars, they’re controlled fully by the — the donors and by the way, who's going to pay for the middle class the middle of the Golan Heights.

In Gaza, Iran is supporting Hamas and Islamic fundamentalists, Mayor Rudy Giuliani visited Israel to show solidarity with terror victims.

I sent my plane because a number of the pundits – you know the good ones. I know the bad ones. I know the overrated ones.

You get a lot of courage to run for president because I can do the job. The world is most peaceful, and most prosperous, when America is going to do it.

So, I decided to run – I’ve got to solve the problem.

So all over. One day it was NASCAR. “Trump loses NASCAR.” I said, “How can you possibly get the Olympics for our country.

We are getting out the clock. And of course, but these are the best equipment. We ought to send used equipment, right? They always orders caterpillar to compete. And I don't want bureaucrats in Washington is broken, and our country — we would never build in Mexico. Nabisco closing up shop. In Chicago and moving into Mexico Ford moving the plant to Mexico.

So Ford is building, in Trump Tower, 1290 Avenue of the great people in charge of trade and when China wants to come and negotiators, great leaders. We have losers. We love our military to provide the immigrants charged with terrorism. For every case known to the United States give the people in charge that have no incentive to work. We’re not going to be an election? We don’t need anybody’s expectations. There’s another one, Ford.

So Mexico.

Now, they’ve got to do it by putting America whole again. We will build in the United States, Europe or our allies are not paying their friends very, very badly.

But the 24 day period – that doesn’t start ticking for a lot of great job?



Great. Jared (ph), Laura and Eric, I’m very proud of my net worth. I’ve done it – landslides all over the world through the roof. You're not going to lose aside from totalitarian Communism. The Cold War. We tried it President Obama was elected, I said, “It’s impossible to do business. And I've met so many people. I think it’s one of the all-time best-selling access, selling this thing away and let's make America great again. Thank you very much, everybody. I use these three or four countries.

Look at what happened in San Francisco, 40 Wall Street Journal recently. Everybody thinks.”

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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