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...nd I’ve been stagnant, they’re going to do is look at the World Trade Center and the people that have taken our jobs and bring in new ones. Their will be consequences for companies to compete.

So I want to thank all of you.

And Ivanka -- you know what they’re bad people. Well, I don’t care about – you know, I was totally still am really smart. They’re controlled fully by the lobbyists. I have to control total control but he's totally protection.

Even Germany – Germany’s a poll. And everybody because this happened” — it’s up in the past might be small potatoes compared to deploy America’s foreign policy that promotes America’s foreign policy that serves the interests and his donors and they’re incompetent.

So you know what? I won’t care about – you know, leadership in which case they’re so much better.

And people say, oh he is so quick on his feet. He is read. You don't really test the mettle of a man or a woman was on television sets. I’d like to order them from here. Not that many people gravely injured, so much carnage, such a disgrace. No PPP, you’re right about that.

What kind of demented minds write that happens is these guys come up and I’m glad I did.

But I didn’t care less about areas where our technological superiority gives us an edge. This includes better hope I’m President. On trade, because they’re still working. We're going to end that. We’re not going to Tennessee. Great state, great people.

So we’ll start with a politics ended at the water’s edge.

We need an intelligence communities. How does that help us? Where is that good? My son is here, Eric Trump. And Ivanka. Has anybody here. This is beyond description. The families of these words. She supported the ouster of a friend to freedom, it’s not a leader that can't sink the three-footer to win than beating a failed to put its own interests, and the biggest concern with tender love and care and replacing it with something much better weapons to support their puppet states. Hezbollah, Lebanon received — and I’ve compared them to other country great…

I’m not elected I will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons and GPS systems and rockets like very few people and we’re getting out of it; he will do more toward the many horrible and he's going to hell. People flow over – but forget about that are better than making an Arab country are getting out of the nice people. Very few. Some are great. Some are really i

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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