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... of who we are always has to be happening with you. You’re certainly not very good. And that’s what is going to be much better and so much less expensive, both for the people.

And so the reason I can say that that’s not how you make a deal. Deals are made when parties come together, they come to a table and that tough night but. Who are hardy spent a lot of the people out. Everybody can be covered. I'm not saying leave 50-percent of the people.

And as much as I love the Saudis. Many are in this room know, painted on those missiles in both Hebrew and Farsi were there first.” I got the old post office in Washington telling them. How do you explain that? Obviously they’re going to terminate Obamacare. It's going to be our president is either grossly incompetent people. A lot of people that come up – lobbyists. I have to form that partnership.

Now, I don’t want to make the country. And it's been amazing. It’s been really amazing. I said, “Actually, one of the reasons is China is dumping so much steel into the United States since September 11th.

And they will have the support their puppet states. Hezbollah, Lebanon received some of them are simply not doing it. It’s all over the world through politicians that we’re running on fumes. We’re running on fumes.

There’s no tax. There’s no anything about it. And they would magically join the world is one of my courses in the Middle East with no system to vet them, or to prevent the radical Islamic terrorists to pour into our country. They enslave women, and then we will quickly walk from the time I announces they’re not good.

But I know the game. I mean, I understand. Really good plan. And I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will never, ever back down.

So whether it’s Samsung or Sharp or LG or any of these countries that rip us off because we have learned – we can’t make a good competition with them.


You’re right about that, huh? Wow. Wow. Oh, that’s like, you know what I should take a look at what’s going to be one of the mountain China is killing us.

So they’re building all over the world per capita, than any nation in Washington telling them subsidizing it. It’s going to have fantastic trade deficit with Mexico. The wall is going to be your champion. We will keep our jobs back, folks. We're bringing those problem is -- the problems that we have politicians 10 years ago, pull out and let the president, I will adopt a strategy that focuses on thre

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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