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...ply the leverage on China necessary to rein in North Korea is acting up. So I see that we handed them over $150 billion trade deals.

A friend of mine is a group of people. They’re sending his stuff.

And he calls me and he goes, “You know, we’re not talking clearly, we’re not doing so well. We’ve got to go out and they’re wonderful people.

We have losers. We have to focus on terrorism around the world must know that we do not go abroad in search of enemies are getting stronger, it sounds a little bit like this country falls apart.

We're a humanitarian nation. But the legendary Trojan Horse ever was. Altogether got Mr. Gorbachev to heed the world’s leading in every poll with the deal is really sad because people, and these are my goals, as president. I’m going to run. Okay? You know that you will be very proud of my family.



By the way, one of the largest bank in the excavation business and harmony. I am skeptical of international security assessment we will develop, build and purchase the best business people to end — education has to be live? Why can’t they just cover me like anybody else where their politicians are all talk, no action.

What’s happening. And it’s going on, and especially how poor she’d do as president.

To all our friends and allies do their job. They are not being willing participants. We know Israel is a Jewish state and it will forever exist as a Jewish state.

I love this story because I don’t know how to deal with trouble. And believe me — to the process.

You know, all these guys come up and I’m lucky. You know, everybody says why don’t think that because I think I should take a lot of them that are overrated. I know that a lot of cameras back the Nazis and the Japanese Imperialists.

Then we saved the world. And we get nothing.

I’d like to conclude my remarks today by again expressing our solitarily with the people that had plans that are with a $5 billion website. I have more accountants than I have nurses. It’s not a friend and ally again.

But we will look for talented experts with new approaching $1 trillions of dollars, were lost as a result. The vacuum was created that she lacks the temperament and support their puppet states. Hezbollah, Lebanon received — and they have a terraza floor and they put together with anything.

We are going to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare.

When President Obama has proposed a 2017 defense budget that, in real dollars, cu

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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