A New Trump Speech... Just for You!

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...f you that know business, not just a political hack that got the best hotel in North America. I'm building one of the greats. I mean, he’s smart. I mean, he’s smart. I met him one time. He’s sharp.

He’s negotiations, but no one should be telling Israelis and even Americans. Just last week, American to succeed including Muslims.

But the other day we have no choice. They have to end education of hatred that criticism and it’s OK.” I’m proud of my net worth. I’ve dealt with them great.

You know, the 400 people that own businesses know what's happening with overwhelming support, and which our friends and enemies must know that. Right?

You know, everybody because remember. Thank you.

I have been in business a long time. I know deal-making. And let me tell you, the American embassy to the eternal capital of the work on a total net worth. I’ve done nothing. When you live in a society where athletes and movie stars.

I’m truly honored by your support. Together, we will put the American people first again. On trade, on immigration policies.

A pause for reassessment we will not be my first priority.

No countries.

And we must make America must unite the White House and I said, ‘Could I have a friend of mine is a manufacturer. Makes great products. Better than what they don’t understands.

Designed to keep her corrupt dealings out of the public office. Just can’t happen. It won’t be reasonable. I intend to find a guy. I had to think about it, because they’re incompetent person. We’re tired of spending trillion a year. 300,000 that you’ve never seen. They are building a $2.5 billion plant. They buy apartments. They spend so much time in Florida we've got about a twenty point lead. I know about deal-making is that he constantly applies pressure to our country at risk from radical Islam is and she won’t speak honestly about it if she doesn't straighten it out by now. She's not going away. What do you think we’ll get it back on soon. We’ll get it back bigger problem in Syria trying to kill Americans must know that we have another twisted part. Testing to see what’s happening more and better and straight, Jews and values. We want to remain a free and open society, the heroes are those plans anymore. So it's a real, real disaster. And some, I assume, are good people. Nobody like me doesn’t bring money into the country. The reporter said to me the other day, a reporter, a very difficult situation that truly h

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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