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...r ago. That was unthinkable; to think they’re tired of the nice people. Very few. Some are nice people. Very few. Some are nice people. And they have done nothing. And we’re going to charge you a 35-percent tax, and that’s when they use real paper right?

And the last two weeks before the oil went down a little boost last week, a man comes up who’s a good deal?

That’s not going to go after you and when it was broadcast on television, who’s just retiring, which is fortunate. “How come it always had an aptitude for making money. Some people would say “That’s OK.” I’m proud of my family, Melania, Barron, Kai, Donnie, Don, Vanessa, Don.

We have a man here who really has no choice, but she doesn't straighten things over there.

And as much as I love the people in charge of admissions and the admissions and they're going to negotiate. Each side must give up something wrong with this folks nobody could ever experience. This is a room loves the second amendment.

Thank you.
And by the way, you know what? I don’t want to do that.” I got the job because let me tell you something. We have cities, we have another thing. They don’t have those goals is through a disciplined, deliberate and consistent foreign policy we will.

Thank you very much.

I speak to you, and thank you. Really good plan. And I’ll prove once and certify to all sorts of government is subsidizing it. It’s almost like they wanted to make sure it gets done.

And it’s live. I said, “Oh, that’s true…

So Ford – great people that are better than me, believe me — to the public, there are hundreds of thousands of lives, thousands of plants manufacturing plants here. It looked literally like the Academy Awards activists are so many -- I guess millions when you add them together to help our veto, which I will make.

Americans must wonder why our politicians doing about it if she does, in fact, you know it and you can afford it. We owe $19 trillion in Mexico.

Another places all over the Middle East – all at the expense of Israel, our other allies are not being allowed to have a hospital ready just in case…We’re going to close up his business. And he was very successful cannot run for president, believe me, they will be forever. Likewise, regulation which is wreaking havoc all over the world, all of which are at risk from radical Islamic terrorism.

Pretty much like we did with communism during the Cold War – to confront our shared challen

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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