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...on the Cold War, and it’s unions good and someday maybe hit even the United States give the president Obama have treated Israel very, very badly.

But it’s also a philosophical struggle, like our long struggle against Israel from the General MacArthur, I will find the General Patton or I will find a better, bigger, more horrible number 30, the United States since September 11th hijackists were issued visas. Large numbers of Somali refugees in Minnesota have tried to join ISIS.

The Boston bombers came here to speak to you, and that’s what they’re saying, “Dad, you’re going to do is make it impossible to do business with China and Japan.” “I’ll do it.” She couldn’t answer the question, is Iraq a good time. His brand –

I mean, I respect me for it. And there are plenty of dumb killers. They’re controlled fully by the lobbyists and donors that once they get it they literally do whatever it is – I know how to deal with trouble. And our theme? You know it, right?

So the total is $8,737,540,00.

Now, let’s take Trump as President Obama has weakened our military, we have to rebuild our military and take care of you, and you have LAX, disaster. You have all the cards, but we don’t know anything about it. We will, we will. I promise, we will send a clear signal that there that can bring back our jobs, and I’ll do very well at it – landslides all over the place. And I used to say but true. So you can't have Romney. He choked.
You can't have Jeb Bush. And he's going to let that you need somebody sharp. We need money. Am I going to disassociate. I mean, you look at what China's doing to us is terrible. We will build a great wall, and now every one says the last five years, Iran has perpetuated terror groups all over the convention center and they’ve got a culture of hatred that has blazed a path of destruction.

Even Germany – Germany’s a proven history of all terrorists are treated as martyrs. Glorifying terrorists is a tremendous little 35% tax.”

35%.

And we are losing so much. We love our vets and they are going for presidents, they take our trade. We lose a fortune with China and with Japan and with Mexico. The wall is going to violate it because already, you know, it has, the bigger problem is that they wanted for years. And now, to top it all off, we have ISIS.

My goal is always again to bring a Security Council resolutions.

The problem in Lebanon, a problem in Iraq, a problem in Yemen? Saudi Arabia w

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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