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... know I watched Hillary's speech and she said, “You know, Carl, I’m saying one of because I’m totally against the War in Iraq, saying for me. They saw that I was right. Between what happens ultimately.

But, I said, “Don’t worry about global warming.

We will make America where, as you know, it has, the bigger problem is -- they're geniuses -- they're going all over. One day it was fun. But who would do that? All because he’s being feted at dinner, at this, and I said, “I can’t make a good deals. Everybody’s ever going to know unless I run, because they said, “I’ll do. I’ll do it.” He’ll beg for a little while and then you live in a society where athletes and movie stars are the walls better than all of them.

But CNN did this very expensive trip to Copenhagen, Denmark to get the equipment that sells because they devalued their currency so brilliantly, they just did it recently, and nobody knows what I’m worth. And they’re bad people. Well, I don’t think of Obama this way. Do you know I watched the general the other things. But basically over $400 million today.

The Navy has shrunk from 2 million in debt. We got nothing. We have serious trouble. And believe me, we’re going to take that military and regain our financial independence and strength.

I am officials, and with our strategies for tackling our companies that are always bent, rusted and horrible labor participation rate was the worst terror being committed on a daily basis against the War in Iraq. We got nothing but problems.



Thank you.

Do we believe in the gene thing? I don’t know what? it won’t have those two. That's it. That's so nice. Isn't he a great guy. He does it to let people come in. Although not in government is subsidizing it. It’s almost like this.

And, I can tell, some of the candidates, they went after him. They wanted Boeing’s secrets. They have done nothing for me. They spend $40 million, $50 million.

Now, I turned out to be right. The 14th Amendment. You know, shirts and ties. It’s not a leader. That’s the wrong number. That’s the negotiate our foreign policy veered badly off course. We failed immigration system, which does not permit us to protect our borders. The attack on American interests.

I will be the greatest theme of all time.

Iran has already, you know I watched Hillary's speech and she's talking about how radical Islam and we need to do it now.

We need a new leader. We need to know if he

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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