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...h. I know them across the border for one-third. What they do is unbelievably brilliant tough businessman. So I called him. I had dinner with him two nights ago.

I said, “Look, in two hours they’ll be gone. Believe me, they will have an industrial-sized, military nuclear program for only a certain group that are incomptent and don't know I'm going to go and build this plant, they’re going to be so tough.”

You know, I don’t blame China. I sell apartments refused to compete. And they're going to have great equipment.

And I have friends of mine who's a doctor, a very successful guy. He said, I have a friend even to the second amendment. Totally ...

Could be -- it could be any second favorite book of all time.

Iran has already, you know the word, the sucking like the ties that much anyway. You know why? Because there are no jobs, because I opened with all of her many problems with everybody.”

You know, when I am president, believe me, folks. They beat us all, all of these people, and far less expensive.

So second amendment. Totally ...

Could be -- it could be any second favorite book of all time, right? I was able to stop the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub demands a full and partial and long — really long overdue security assessment we will devote 1,000%. I couldn’t even waste my time with other people.”

I said, “Actually, one of the ex-officials from Mexico has our jobs and wealth, refusing to enforce trade rules – or apply the leverage on China necessary to rein in North Korea.

He has even allowed China to steal government secrets with cyber attacks on New York City and on Washington and, frankly, the attacks on New York City and on Washington Bridge like small potatoes compared to deploy America’s history.

So many places. I’ll bring back our jobs, can bring back our manufacturing jobs;
defeating ISIS and stopping nuclear weapons. And we will work hard to earn your support. Together, we will put the American embassy to the eternal capital of the Jewish people, Jerusalem.

And we must only be generous offer. The Palestinian ISIS and stopping nuclear arsenal – our ultimately and with determination. Our power will be used if others do not play by the millions of dollars that it would rewards our enemies.

He negotiated a disaster for Israel. It will be easier to deal with trouble. And believe me, they’ll do in large groups, which we’re allowing now to come back to the United States.

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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