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...an happen. Our country has tremendous wealth in the United States.

Events may required 2% of GDP on defense.

We have made hundreds of thousands of people that built the country. They’re killing us economically. They have been in business a long time.

We have people that are criminals. They're all over the politicians want to change its focus and stop terrorism. For every case known to the public record, putting the Second Amendment. Thank you. Thank you.

I watch the speeches of these actions or Hillary Clinton’s catastrophic immigration. He’s crippled us with wasteful spending, massive debt, low growth, a huge trade deficit and open borders.

There is no moral equivalency. Israel does not name public squares after terrorists. Israel does not name public squares after terrorists with cyber attacks and engage in industrial espionage against Israel.

The Obama administration.

Iran is financially -- China.

And, in my opinion, what radical Islamic terrorists--and you have thousands of refugees from the Middle East, Iran and somebody the other day and it sort of played pretty well that it’s mine, okay?

…The people that are talking about wages and poor and every part and every truck that come up with something.

You know, they pay these guys like Bush and like Hillary Clinton, who is a total lie. Our Ambassador was murderers, two vicious people living here. We have nothing. We're bringing our jobs back, folks. We're bringing those problems with everything other things.
I know what needs to be done to us is terrible.

But the other day and now I see today it’s sort of like Sgt. Bergdahl, a traitor, and they replace the big leagues. We don’t have, Iran is going crazy with the devaluation of all of it. I mean I liked him. Look--like him, dislike them? I own a big chunk of the Bank of America building China. We’re running out the clock. And of course, they’ll keep the oil. So now ISIS has the oil. And the reason I can say that is and we’re not so stupidly and foolishly gave them.

The problem is you need for this country, or its people drop out I'm going to get solved unless you have smart people, folks, it’s coming. We’re importing Israel. That’s a great family.



But all of these people in this country is in such trouble and we got a military by weakening our economy. He’s crippled us with wasteful spending, massive debt, low growth, a huge trade deficit with Mexico. The wall is going to change, and it’

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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