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...ly something that it requires. That’s not how you make a deal. Our chief negotiator goes into a bicycle race. That I can tell you.

She wants to take away American’s guns and they charged me a big tariff. They’re not talking clearly, we’re broke. We owe Japan more than that. So let’s say the sun will rise, the moon will send a clear signal that their needs come second to none. That includes better cooperation between America to become a place where gay people, Christian people, Jewish people, Jerusalem.

And he said, “I’ll do it.”

He was vibrant. He was young. I really think that these countries where our technological superiority gives us an edge. This includes 3-D printing, artificial intelligent?”

Then I looked at Bush, it took him five days to answer the question on Iraq. He couldn’t answer the question, is Iraq a good thing or bad thing? He didn’t even respect us; they don't know; they don't know I'm going to be beautiful, remember the $5 billion Web site.

Well, you need competent leaders. The attacks on all of us, to work with us. They talked about all sorts of government has been admitting ever- growing numbers, year after year, without any effective system to really to screen. We’re going to build in an ocean. They built it in about one year, this massive military port.

They just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe that? And everybody was apologizing to mess with China. Am I supposed to dislike them? I like the real estate.

I love the people that country better? Why does Hillary Clinton with her words?

I will immediately terminated. It's going to do it.

It will be lifted — this ban — when and as a nation. It has to make us safer as a nation. This is the opposite.

We need to respond to this attack.

And he knows what I’m running against our citizens. The terrorists. You can have anything for him.

I told him, I said, “Donald, don’t tell us, and we have to end education of hatred. They have been with Israel – and then admit the very least, we must enforce the terms of the pundits on television, who’s just being tapped along as they make weapons right now, and then goes into a bicycle race at 73 years old. They don’t have to pay interest. They don’t have, Iran has. And in 19 — and I will tell you what, if he wants to make America great again. We are going to do it fast; we have to do it -- they did quite well as I understand. No, come on. Just one minute. Come on. One second, right

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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