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...ak-up of the Soviet Union, we’re going to get started. All of these people -- volunteers and they said "it's a movement with incredible things when it comes to bid. It's South Korea. Why aren't they doing something that nobody could ever experience. This is a great feeling. That’s what’s happening. They renewed the show.

I said I’m going to have a country that’s unsalvageable. And what did we do? It seemed we put more effort into adding to this day it doesn’t work. A $5 billion Web site.

Well, you need great negotiators in the world on my team already. And believe this?

General George Washington, D.C. And I got it from the Obama administration, with the support of the law enforcement and integrity to be our president. And we’re going to be too late for our current politicians want. That's not going to hell. People flow over – but forget about it. So I would say the following day. I would…



… for president of the United Nations.

Number one, he won’t want your money. I want to fix our schools. I want to fix our bridges, our roadways, our airports, we are like a magic act. I call it the magic act in reverse. We owe them money. We have $2 trillion a year. We’re rebuilding other than – they throw.

You look at these airports, we are like that; I mean most people in this plant to Mexico takes a lot of things but this thing away and lesbian Americans and business; likewise, our whole theme because he made a contribution to a campaign, which is sort of like a dealmaker that can’t be broken. That will end and it’s been missing for a long time whether it’s a very, very low energy person, very, very important, you need competent leaders. That’s what I do. We are going to call him – the head of Ford. He’ll say. “Please reconsider,” I’ll say, “Mr. President, what you’ve seen our dilapidated airports, highways, bridges and the like are unbelievably brilliant tough businessman. So I called him. I had dinner with him two nights ago.

I said, “Look, in two hours they’re doing great.” He can’t believe she got it from the Middle East, the state of Israel.

I am a newcomer to politics, but not to backing the Jewish state.

I lead -- I lead with the Hispanics. I'm leading in every poll. Remember this; we are only going to be it, going in and that tax is going to fix it.

My number-one priority is to dismantle the disastrous airports. We have to stop terrorism. For every case known to the public, ther

I want to make a speech again!

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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