A New Trump Speech... Just for You!
This website will create a mathematically generated Trump speech, just for you! Not sure math and Trump go together? Click the button and find out!
...ause I think I should take a lot of money that that’s why I’m going to approve, as somebody — we need somebody that's in the know want. We're not going to be much better than me, believe this? They built it in about one year, this massive military port.
They’re great. Some are really incredible enthusiasm – and I get along great with all our problems by counting on the politicians “Please, please read the Republican politicians doing about this? President.”
I said, “I gotta go into Manhattan. I gotta do it, Dad. I’ve gotta do it.” She couldn’t this be money better spent rebuilding up our military is standing there holding guns and people realized – and it was a net worth – and they’re building China. And they said, “Look, in two hours they’ll be — the donors and by the way, you know what? They didn’t even really amazing. I said, “Well” – and then helped bring in new ones. Their will be consequences for companies that leave the U.S. and has emptied our states of America First means. It means on foreign policy disaster for Israel. It’s not how you cherish those stories. They’re killers. They’re gonna be there very soon.
Secondly, we have lost all of these rooms and all of the sudden a new group forms, ISIS. By the way, you know what? We had death, and now with the increase, it’ll be well-over $10 billion. That’s true.
No, Nabisco – Nabisco. Oreos. Right? Oreos. I love Mexico, New Jersey to someplace else Chris but now they feel we're so weak and forgiving and feel no obligation to buy the equipment that they're doing something that to brag, because we owe it to the game.
Somebody said he’s a great feeling, right? Very little debt.
In fact, they are affiliated with their policies and continued losses at war.
Finally, I will work very hard to get into. The hardest. But I went to this great land, why are they here?
We have to work with us. They take our money.
Can I take it please? I promise I will never forget South Carolina. This includes 3-D printing, artificial barrier that called me. He’s just having fun. Just a few days ago, Vice President Biden again criticized when I say “the” so I’m going to have great trade deals and it's gonna be a thing of beauty. You look at the increases in your Obamacare with us tonight – well, exclude them. But we have people that come up with a plan and there are many radical Islamic terrorism, ignorance is not bliss. It’s deadly — they’re
Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.
The speeches used include:
No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.
Hypothesis: Donald Trump’s speech writer is actually a Markov text generator which uses every previous Donald Trump speech as its input.
— Mike Rugnetta (@mikerugnetta) March 2, 2016
To find out more about who we are and what we do, click here.
Pollsters started counting at 10:57PM 3/2/16.
Neither Insta-Trump, Victor Frost, nor FrostWorks in any way support, endorse, or are affiliated with Donald Trump, his campaign, or any of his properties. This is a parody site.