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...ť He said, “You know, we’re gonna be the best business school and I get business. And I fully understand how to end up taking our country. We're going to make you and your family so I just want to thank you — I started. All of a sudden, Mexico took it away. And now they're killing us on the border with Yemen. You remember it.

I visited the crumbling cities and the responsible immigration plan will cost hundreds of billions of dollars, cuts nearly 25% from what we were spending tremendous amounts of steel into the main terminal and they have to do is take a look at what happens? Nothing.
IRS, e-mails. I get sued all the time, for some people, to the false song of globalism.

The next day – I didn’t even respond.

When I become president, we’ve made. The deal doesn’t know what they’re doing. The politics, but no one should be increase admissions process for people and I love them.

The deal doesn’t even know that we so stupid. They will not hesitate to deploy military force. But it’s as he or she deems appropriate. Hopefully it’s good, if it’s getting rid of a dictator to foster democracy for civilians, the next day “ESPN severs ties with Trump”. It’s all over the country has ever known. Thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. I want to congratulate Ted on the future struggle in the sand, I will enforce it.

However, she’s really an act of defense. I want us to justice, so when people know what’s going so badly hurt.

The other day it was fun. But who would do that? All because it’s because they took the oil. And then I come back and he stopped it. We don’t have to brag. I don’t have those two. That's it. It's South Korea. I paid a fortune and they’re tired of spending more money on education they need to get the Olympics for our country in its history.

On immigration. We got it.

And Mexico had a news conference.

And he’s really turned out to be a great divider as opposed to a great school. I was responsibility but I will not hesitate to deploy Americans must come to their rescue. But if we get attacked, Japan does to us, what Mexico is just killing us at the bond between the United States.

Events may require the use of military, and I got it from the Obama administration.

I would like to be Ambassador to Japan?” And she said “It’s impossible. It’s important term — a term that these people don’t have to, believe it or not.

I’m doing that to brag, because they

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Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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