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...iles does not even close. We’d take that military and regain our financial independence and strength.

Although not in government service, I was totally still am really smart. I mean, he’s very crass.” I said, “I don’t care about, I will adopt a strategy that focuses on three things like that. You cannot do it.

But look at that border -- at the border for one-third. What the hell do I need it?”

I like them. Americans who live inside our borders. She has no clue, in my opinion, what radical Islamic preachers of hate and violence in the Gaza Strip, I was the grand marshal of the 40th Salute to Israel, believe me.

Iran has already, since the deal. I know many of those votes also. You don't really to screen applicants to know whether it's going to happen.

Thank you. Our nation stands together in solidarity with terror victims.

I sent my plane because we owe so much just sitting at his feet playing golf. He might be on one of my courses in Los Angeles. Can you believe me, by the time I announced that I’m doing it and we’re suffering bigly and it’s virtually useless. It is a disaster, that’s almost like they were made in China. We can both benefit or we can both go our separate ways.

After I am elected. As president 100 percent.

They always keep our equipment. We ought to send used equipment, the first place, was because we won. We won ...

Thank you. I’ve fought for my employees. And now, I’m going to fix it. Health care – we are going to have great trade deals. But I want every aspect. You can certain way, I kept their deposit and rented it to someplace else Chris but now they're going to change.

We’ve got problem in Yemen and will be a great cheerleader for the country. All these other people, and I'm a Republican. And I'm very disappointed by our Republican politician”.

But I will put the American people first again, right?

You know, all of these rooms and all they’re great at…and I’ll do it.” She couldn’t that benefit all parties involved, always. My goal is always again to bring people into the country great again.

If the right of every single last period of time and I want to make our country’s history of General Services, who are terrific people, but for this country and make it great again. It’s not even close. We’d take the Bible all the way, right?

They didn’t know the ones that you’ve never had this before.
We have a situation that’s totally in favor of Common Cor

I want to make a speech again!

What is this?

Insta-Trump uses transcripts of several Trump speeches to create a new speech using a process called a Markov Chain.

The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
  • No more speeches will be added because he got elected and that makes me sad.

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