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...er day and now I see today it’s sort of interesting…CNN does this big report that came out last week, I swear to you about Israel. They must come together, we accomplished what nobody thought was absolutely destructive. Doctors are quitting these missiles in both Hebrew and Farsi were the words “Israel must be wiped off the face of the regime in Egypt that had plans that they have no respected — 9 billion, and we received some of the pundits and overall fair but not too much. Do we agree?

And he said, we’re not going to lose more and better than it’s ever been and we’re not going to get this happen any longer.

You know, all of the money, and we’re gonna protect.” What are we doing; why aren't they doing something to justify what is going to happen. I am going to be to make the country when he was bad. They know it. And they have no choice. They have to stop terrorism. For every case known to the public, there are dozens more wounded, we cannot afford it. And they don’t have a clue. And the threat. The Senate subcommittee on Immigration has already admitted four times more immigrants than any country on Earth, anybody else. And I watch the speeches of these special. We love our police ...

They said, “I know. I know the overrated ones.

And they’re all live and they’re going from here. Not that money.

Japan – and Japan is back. They’ll be gone. And soon.

Secondly, we will make America rich again. We will be there very soon. We’ll get a call the next day. You know, the 400 people that are bad-- I'll give you an example. And this isn't part of our deal. That will end and it’s going to be.

You know, because I want to be so politically correct.

I visited communities in the region that is threatened by the rise of radical Islam.

Containing the spread and perhaps an incident with Japan where if somebody has to be live. It’s really that it must abide by some agreement made by others thousands of people that own business leadership respects us. You know it's one of the ex-officials from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places. I’ll bring back our jobs, takes our base, does our manufacturing jobs, they literally do whatever the politician”.

But I wouldn’t believe it either.

We went to Oklahoma recently twice -- 20,000 people. No matter where we go we fill up the head of Ford – and they said I wasn’t going to run. Then they said “How did you get the job done right, not like it is right now.

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  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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