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...y relied on us. They’re in harm’s way. They’re in harm’s way. They’re doing, folks. Why would politicians are all talk, no action. They are affiliated with a strong and smart America is an America whole again.

So I just wanna say that Jeb doesn’t mean anything. My whole energy – who cares? We do a building. They make a billion dollars are the heroes, little kids want to be firefighters. When you look at all the time we get the crowds, you wonder why our police ...

They just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe that will be the following day. I would say that if I run a big business. I have a pollster, they leave it.

Last week, a man comes up who’s a great manufacturing for us, and we have people realized – and no matter where I go – the other night – my second of all, the other day – Miss USA – I put it on the other side.

You know, if it rains, I’ll take off my hat and you mean no PP. We are going to buy -- we're going to build in the United States stands with Israel so long in terms of an eventual agreement between Israel and Palestine, we bring together a group of people, and they’re going say, “Mr. President made by others thousands of miles away, but also intended to frighten Europe and somebody makes those guard rails. You know cutting Social Security of American lives, and my father. I learned so much just sitting Senators and the special interests. That’s also a philosophical struggle, like our long struggle in the Cold War and the break-up of the Soviet Union, we’ve decided to move the plant back to the table without preconditions for years. You had Camp David in 2000 where Prime Minister Barak made an incredible offer, maybe even 21 percent, and nobody does anything about Obamacare was a lie. It was a filthy lie. And when you hear the dollar is getting started off in a small office with my father in Brooklyn and Queens, and my father said — and I mean, we have anybody that would not let anyone into this country is disgrace. The horror is beyond description. The families of these people to live in peace and safety. We will make it very, very major problem for Saudi Arabia. Literally every day, Iran provides more and better. And you’re going to terminated. It's going to happen. I am going to be very diplomatic — one of…

I’m hired. You’re hired!

So, I look at the border with Yemen. You remember it, folks. We’re going to put American people first again. They don’t have, Iran has perpet

I want to make a speech again!

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The speeches used include:

  • Campaign Announcement - June 16, 2015
  • Iowa Freedom Summit - January 24, 2015
  • South Carolina Primary Victory Speech - February 20, 2015
  • Super Tuesday Speech - March 1, 2016
  • Foreign Policy Speech - April 27th, 2016
  • Victory Speech at New Jersey June 7th
  • Speech on the Orlando Shooting - June 13, 2016
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